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Yep. Note to self - make SURE to call bail one a month and after hearings. They're cool, I just have to remember to do that or I go back to the slammer and get threatened by other prisoners again, also they will require so much money for bail that I would be there for who knows how long.

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I was only drinking and talking to coolios but yes, I fucked up. Badly.

This too shall pass.

Professional advice for all of you cooilos -

Stay free, it's MUCH more fun.
 
Lol, I should be so humbled. You guys are hilarious as usual.

He was threatening to kick my ass so I threatened to have his whole family deported to a small country. He stopped running his mouth when he got a look at me. He wouldn't shut the fuck up and I needed sleep for work so I had to shut him up.

The cops targeted me because I mouthed off about the cell being inhumane, I got arrested the second time because I realized I was drunk and stranded far away from home and asked him what cab he would use. Ty Blitty for that tip, I will download Lyft and Uber tonight, but my phone I have now is so bad it's having a tough time downloading apps. I'll clear out some demos and will hope that works because when you have to pay a random dude an obnoxious amount of money just to get home for work, you need to make adjustments. He turned out to be real cool which I'm very thankful for, because that's a good way to get yourself kidnapped, etc.

I have to lawyer up which fucking sucks.

I'm so thankful work is being cool with me. I won a little raffle tonight at work so I can use that for pants that aren't meant for someone 48 pounds heavier than me (the former me). I really hope I win the bigger one so that I can swing what I anticipate to be bail.

I'm really worried about bail at the hearing, I don't know what will happen but I'm hoping for the best. My prior was so long ago that it's expunged, thank God. I was having a great time talking to extremely cool people but I shouldn't have tried to drive after. I SO shouldn't have. This is tough fellas and as usual I appreciate all of the sage advice.

Tonight I am happy to be alive, free and home I really fucking am. Jail is HORRIBLE, they take EVERYTHING and you have to stand up for yourself and hope it doesn't lead to more time or injury.

I really fucking miss my car, guitar and clothes but it's not about what you don't have it's what you do have. I am also very happy my new landlords are deeply cool and were able to roll with the face the police called them to verify I'm not homeless because if the police thought I was homeless, my bail would have been quite hefty.

I hope you are all having a good night.

Love.
 
Some good did come out of it. I was talking to this dude and telling him how to play pro poker. He was so funny, we bs'd for a long time but had real talk too. He tested my poker quickness by saying so his beautiful soon to be wife could hear "I don't know why I let this stay around girl around me, she's really fucking annoying" she looks over at us like "what the fuck did he just say?" I go "he said he loves you very much". I laughed so fucking hard after they left. For some reason they let me drink free the rest of the night there, maybe he owns the place or something.

So fucking funny.
 
Some girl jammed her finger up my asshole while walking into a bar then walked with her friends giggling and pretended it never happened. That is a PRO move and I think we could end up being friends. Another one subtly threatened to mug me and her and her friend giggled at my actually being mugged story. Some dude said his fiancee was fucking annoying so when she looked at us and said "what the fuck did he just say?" I covered his ass and said "that he loves you very much" and I got to drink for free, he could own the place - I don't know. Some hottie at a bar went to see KOL and said they weren't that good that show. I said yeah well Caleb gets bored sometimes, she agreed. I told her she has beautiful eyes, she very politely thanked me. Had to pay a random dude $100 just to get a ride home because apps wouldn't work on my fucking phone (I got mugged prior for the old one). He's cool and really came though for me.
 
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Why would you have even be required to post bail? Why wouldn't they have to tell you what you blew? That makes no sense to me.
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I have no idea but I wasn't in position to argue be it that I have no attorney. Bail is at the discretion of the judge. The meeting with the judge was done via e-conference which was interesting. I know when I got my expunged prior in 1998 they didn't disclose what I blew until trial either. My theory is they keep it in their pocket to use it against you. It is possible that they did and I was so drunk hat I don't remember - I was pretty fucked up. I actually think it's strange that yours was disclosed prior.

I want my fucking guitar :(
 
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