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Just borrowed something like 20 books on rhythm guitar, blues harmonica, vocals and stand up comedy from the oldest library in the country. They will be getting ALL of my grocery bags AND I'm going to teach children about music history and current music FOR FREE AND I'm going to perform music and comedy there.

WOW.

Now to see if the sperm bank will let me be a high quantity donor even though I'm one year older than their requirement. I am in AWESOME shape.

Sperm donating and poker.

My parents would be so proud.

Christmas will be AWESOME.
 
The Kings of Leon would be so proud.

I know they would. So would Beck.

I'm still going to that interview on Wednesday and doing the one for the advertising company. They both have AWESOME reviews to work for them. That could be over six figures with poker and not accounting for music or comedy because you never can. Glassdoor.com is an awesome reference when choosing potential employers. I could actually like both of those jobs is the thing. One helps the elderly stay safe. The other is a magazine that hooks the coolios with the best stuff to do around town. They both are legit and they both have a ton of fun being successful companies. It'd be nice to have a place around here with a nice little backyard I could rock the fuck out in at my leisure. What that is in center Philly is EXPENSIVE but it can be done.

Dude that library is fucking amazing man. I'm speechless about that. Also registered to vote while I was there and took a picture of a flyer to help kids learn about music history as a volunteer. I'm all over that. You guys hook me up I hook you right the fuck back up every time.
 
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That didn't happen, pulled an all nighter the night before and needed this weird thing called sleep. I'll start doing that stuff once these jobs are figured out. You can't have your pudding if you don't eat your meat! Or in Blittster's case, tubesteak.

I'm decided that walking down the street with my guitar in shades is a good look. I tested it out on some babe in a Flyers shirt walking with her very handsome dude. I simply went "ghooooooossssssssssst". She burst out laughing real quick and said to her man "sorry, sorry."

It was just a test. It was only a test. Pass.
 
This Canadian chain of music stores is now renting any instrument that's on their racks. My brother rented two USA Telecasters for like 35-40 bucks each, for a full month. 60% of the rental fee is applied to the full purchase price if you decide to buy it. Pretty clever business model.
 
Was at a traffic light next to this cute couple the other day so I say to the dude "would your Dad be proud if your were donating sperm, playing poker, doing rock and roll and comedy all the time?" He says "what?!" I say "what?!" His girl cracks up and we part ways.
 
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