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Double drop D and all that shit, big in the alternative industry. My buddy Dan can pick up a guitar and do that in like 4 seconds. Never understood how. Actually I do understand how and I also understand he's a lot fucking better than me.
 
I woke up this morning with the phrase consarn it! in my head.

People used to say that. I don't know if there is a specific definition but whenever I've seen it, it just seems the same as goddamn it!

Perhaps, dagnabbit!

Consarn it!

It used to pop up occasionally in books from a certain era - possibly even just a specific region. The Devil and Daniel Webster comes to mind. I bet that phrase appears in that.

Could be wrong about that specific example but it's definitely somewhere.
 
What if someone created a candy called maggots? And it looked like maggots.

It tastes really good. But it looks like maggots

Not totally like maggots but more or less gummy worms I guess. But maggots.

But it tastes really good. But it looks like maggots.


I wonder how that would go.
 
As a kid I would have had a favorable reaction to that. Maggots. All perverse.

Maybe chew some and then show everybody what's in your mouth. Chewed up maggots.

Some kids are more proper and maggots would not work but kids like me?

Sure, maggots.