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Today I listened to HMS Pinafore from start to finish and it reminded me again what a work of genius it really is. It is a well appreciated work but, because it contains so much absurdist humor, it doesn't get taken as seriously as a work of art as I think it should.

The lyrics, while being so clever and satirical, still manage to be impeccable in their elegance. The music and orchestration are inspired and beautiful without being overwhelming.

I find it to be a near perfect little opera.
 
That was a very appropriate choice bearing in mind your Jeopardy audition.

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
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i was walking out of the convenience store yesterday with a milky way bar, bag of funyuns and a lottery ticket. young lady in her 20s enters store about the same time and holds the door open for me which was a nice gesture but so rare as to make me wonder why she did that. she says, "your dog looks exactly like mine. that is your dog, right?" she tilts her head towards the beat-up little car parked in front of me and there is a white shepherd mix in the front seat, a very inquisitive and fine looking creature. i tell her, "no, that's neither my dog nor my car." she responds, "it just looked like the kinda' dog you would have," then goes inside.

i'm thinking she was really just after my milky way and funyuns and used the dog to break the ice. i ate the milky way on the drive home in case she was following me.
 
Bay Bud
i was walking out of the convenience store yesterday with a milky way bar, bag of funyuns and a lottery ticket. young lady in her 20s enters store about the same time and holds the door open for me which was a nice gesture but so rare as to make me wonder why she did that. she says, "your dog looks exactly like mine. that is your dog, right?" she tilts her head towards the beat-up little car parked in front of me and there is a white shepherd mix in the front seat, a very inquisitive and fine looking creature. i tell her, "no, that's neither my dog nor my car." she responds, "it just looked like the kinda' dog you would have," then goes inside.

i'm thinking she was really just after my milky way and funyuns and used the dog to break the ice. i ate the milky way on the drive home in case she was following me.
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That was a strikingly intimate little exchange to have under those circumstances. Snack envy is just one possible explanation.
 
Mudcat
That was a strikingly intimate little exchange to have under those circumstances. Snack envy is just one possible explanation.
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yeah a more obvious explanation is that she is one of those freaky girls that had her first sexual experience very very young, by smearing peanut butter on her vagjayjay and letting her family pet lick it off....

she might have wanted a three way with the dog, Bud, and herself. the candy bar woulda just been to stick inside her love hole, to entice the dog in....
 
That picture was taken on the shores of Les lets, QC, a 10-hour drive northeast of Montreal. It's seawater at that point.

We'd get illegal, fresh-of-the-boat crab and cook it on the beach in a big cauldron that we'd fill straight in the sea.

Plus I got a bunch of blowjobs in the jacuzzi during the week we spent there. Ex-GF was a willing performer.

Good times. 2007 was a 6.
 
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