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Random thoughts

Look Ma, no hands

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Also, BOOM, just like that, I am now a person who takes sugar in his coffee.

Gotta be 30 years I've been no sugar and then BOOM.



But then suddenly, Monday morning I forget all about it and I'm back to cream-only coffee. And I have carried on that way for the week so far.

UNTIL NOW. Sugar in my current coffee.

Things bouncing around like a superball.

I thought things had settled but things had not settled.

Nothing is settled.
 
It is a common thing among simps to complain how things are always getting worse and the world is going to hell in a handbasket - but what about things that are getting so much better I can't help but wonder wtf.

Like these shavers I use now ---> they last forever. I used to have to replace my shave gear once in awhile but I have been using this same cartridge for as long as I remember - and will probably continue until I die. If not, I still have the rest of the 4 pac. I'll be passing shaver cartridges down to my grandchildren. I don't know how that works for the shaver company's bottom line. Their product has become so good I no longer need to buy their product.

Another example. They started making paper towels with twice as many perforations. BOOM! I use 38.4% less paper towels. Just like that. They improved their product and instantly cost themself a bunch of business.

So, you know, yeah.








(On a side note, wasn't themself a word I was having trouble with before?)