Chapstick is a very bouncy thing. I just tossed into my makeup drawer, it bounced out, into the drawer below it, bounced out of that onto the floor, and rolled under my dresser. fuckin A.
You know what it's like? In a way? It's like when someone says they would like to be a role model.
To me, as soon as someone starts having that high an opinion of themselves, they are no longer role model material and they should probably go fuck themselves.