Random thoughts

[Matty]

 

[roguejuror]

Why was Matty awesome last weekend? We didn't investigate further.

 

[Matty]

car2go people said I was awesome when they gave me a bucket of swag

pay attention rogatien

 

[Mudcat]

Oh, right, right

 

[RayRay]

 

[Mudcat]

I do not like having scissors near my penis. Not even talking about, like, it has to be open scissors an inch from my exposed penis. No. Just holding my closed kitchen scissors at my side while wearing my normal at-home attire of comfy pants with underwear.

Gets me thinking in a way I don't like.

 

[Teela]

If you have to use scissors, what do you do? Do you keep the scissors in a stationary place and bring the object that you need to cut to them or do you wear a little something like this to transport the scissors:

 

[MrX]

I don't recommend a vasectomy for you.

 

[Mudcat]

I strive to keep the scissors above waist level at all times.

Seems like it is the north-south vector that is most important.

Not good when the scissors are down there.

 

[bacon]

Good call Muddster.

Alright so on the bullshit radar is this. We have a cool set up for the TV in the one room. Wireless Keyboard, Mouse, pretty sweet. Windows has issues with the HDMI to the TV and we lose sound. It's a common problem.

Really Microsoft? Sure we need you but I mean come on how is there an issue there. Do better than that pieholes.

 

[Mudcat]

Not sure I understand but that is par for the course.

Here's a dose of extreme cuteness anyway.

 

[MrX]

Well isn't that fucking adorable?

 

[housepicks]

Yes

 

[Mudcat]

Also this:

(The caption would read: I am quite a chick magnet)

 

[Matty]

Tried to avoid traffic this morning and I ended up on the Honda Indy circuit that's being prepared for this weekend. That was a little bit amazing - wide tire-lined corners with no one on the circuit. Took 3 corners at full lean before I found my way back to work.

GOOD SHIT BOYS

I wanna do track days.

 

[Mudcat]

Seems like all the Tim Hortons near where I work are being renovated at the same time. The 3 closest ones anyway. The doors on the regular establishments are locked while work crews are going at it inside.

Which is like, fok, shouldn't you be doing them one at a time? But here's the thing: when they shut them down, they set up coffee serving trailers in the parking lot.

Most businesses would be like, okay, see you when we're back. But it's like Tim Hortons has been declared an essential service by the government or something.

 

[Mudcat]

I was just talking to him, I swear

 

[bacon]

oh jesus someone's getting hurt there