Random thoughts

[Mudcat]

The end part seems like a reflection of her career. All kinds of useless shit and just won't go away.

 

[MrMonkey]

Just to set the record straight, MANPUSSY wasn't my creation! Maybe I was acting like a woman too much last week or so but whatever I said, MrsM blurted out to me, "You're a MANPUSSY!" We both LOLed!

I guess I didn't want to be the only deserving one in that group, so I passed it along to another! No way it wouldn't have happened eventually!

 

[Mudcat]

 

[MrMonkey]

Muddy, what do you recommend I watch tonight? No DA and TD left! I'm usually big on watching shows as they happen and not taping them for later!

 

[Mudcat]

Yeah, a lot of my shows are in the off-season right now. Probably a good time to catch up on my DVD watching.

I can tell you what I am recording tonight but I don't know if any of it appeals to you.

60 Minutes
The Simpsons
Family Guy
Cosmos
Shameless
Girls
The Watchlist (probably not available to you even if you wanted it which you probably wouldn't)

 

[fiveteamer]

This is the only video I jerk off to these days

 

[betplom]

Fiver, I get it, pal.

Angry French snatch! We like it!

Je me souviens!


Fiver I would be alot more gung ho to masturbate to her if she had a bingo dabber in one hand and a cigarette dangling from her lips.

 

[Mudcat]

Chick is all audacious 'n shit.

All uppity.

 

[fiveteamer]

I've got two packages of ground turkey sitting in my fridge with a best before date of March 15.

You think they'd still be good to cook up for tomorrow?

 

[Mudcat]

Only one way to find out.

 

[MrMonkey]

Fiiver, I agree with Muddy, cook them, eat them, and hope you don't get a tummy ache! I believe with all the alcohol your body has digested over the years, you have a better than average immune system!

 

[Mudcat]

Jenny is currently shopping for a Dutch Oven. We have had a lot of discussions lately about Dutch Ovens. She wants to get the right Dutch Oven and she has ordered a couple of Dutch Ovens and I guess she got two Dutch Ovens so she will have to return a Dutch Oven.

There is a fair chance in the not-too-distant future I will get a meal made in a Dutch Oven.

Dutch Oven.

 

[betplom]

My definition of a Dutch oven is different than yours.

"The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes."


Dave vomited on the sheets when his wife gave him a white castle dutch oven.

 

[MrMonkey]

It must be a woman thing Muddy! I think MrsM had difficulty in deciding what to get also! I thought all it is ..... is a pot! I guess not! Hey, look on the bright side, at least we hang with women who cook!

Glad Jenny is doing well and looking fine! And you forgot creepy between dopey and horny or possibly before dopey! Plommer would have caught it if I didn't!

 

[vagabond]

What a nice word.

Unless you are talking about kiddy fiddling.

 

[PuckOff]

Matty, is this one a separatist? Is she rambling on about hating the Anglos?

 

[PuckOff]

Matty???

 

[Matty]

Forgot my headphones at home. Type what she says phonetically and I'll translate.