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Here's what I wonder though. Seriously. They sell whole chickens at my grocery store for 11 bucks. Whole cooked chickens to be exact.

Does it really cost less than $11 dollars to feed a chicken for its whole life? I guess so. There has to be a margin. But 11 bucks is so little money for a lifetime. How old are chickens when they kill them anyway?

Of course that doesn't even count all the other overhead. Also, any profit is split. The farmer needs to make a profit but so does the grocery store.

It just all seems so razor-thin, these margins. It can't possibly work.

I feel like at some point someone is going to realize it is all smoke and mirrors, and people who thought they were making a living are completely broke, and chickens will become so expensive you will have to buy them on installment plans.

The chickens we eat from the grocery store are about 7weeks old and weigh about 5lb. At approximately 2lb feed/day you need 15lb of feed per chicken. Add up the cost of a chick, the cost of feed, other utilities and slaughtering cost and you and I could raise them for about $10. Farmers (even non factory) can easily cut that in half, and if they vertically integrate (grow the feed, breed the chicks, slughter in house) they can probably cut that by %75 or more.

If you get the chicken on sale at the store its probably a loss leader. Grocery stores will offer cooked chicken at cost to get you in to buy the sides - vegetables, packaged goods, and beverages.
 
Oddly, at my grocery store, cooked chickens are more expensive than uncooked (which is why I referenced the cooked.) Uncooked go for around $15 every time I've noticed. :dunno:

I'm sure I commented on it previously in this thread if someone would like to quickly look it up.

Swiss chalet chickens must be some fancy-livin' chickens.


Also here is a fun fact - all chickens raised in the US for meat are cage free and have been for over 20 years.


Say, that is a fun fact.
 
The cooked ones at Loblaws are quite expensive, usually around $13 but they are delicious.

I'm looking at a flyer from No Frills today. Whole chickens on sale for $4.38/kg while the skinless breasts are $12.98/kg. There's more labour in cooking and breaking down a whole chicken but there's more protein to be had for a lot less money.
 
Oddly, at my grocery store, cooked chickens are more expensive than uncooked (which is why I referenced the cooked.) Uncooked go for around $15 every time I've noticed. :dunno:


LESS expensive. Cooked chickens are LESS expensive than uncooked at my Loblaws.

Is what I meant to say. I guess that became apparent as the thought was completed.

Makes no sense to me but it has been my observation.
 
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