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I don't think we'll ever beat this random thoughts thread:

http://www.typologycentral.com/forums/fluff-zone/25206-random-thought-thread-4120.html
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We need this guy posting here when he's of age.

About the salt.

Every single place even somewhat local to us is sold out of the salt that you put on ice. Local - no. In town - no. I ask a clerk in Walmart if they have it not knowing any of this. Old guy, he starts laughing at me, taking his time for like 10 seconds straight looking me in the fucking eyes and laughing hysterically. I ask him if I'm missing something. He tells me how it's sold out everywhere. Hey old man - when you slip and fall which will probably be soon you probably won't be laughing because you'll break a hip or die.

Me I'll probably be annoyed for a bit. Go fuck yourself and fall.
 
I had something notable happen today. I bore what I believe was the strongest wind I have ever experienced in my life.

I can't recall ever being in a stronger wind. A serious gust could definitely have taken me down. Likewise, if the wind had suddenly just gone calm for a second, I would have fallen forward, I was leaning so much.

It did not feel out of the question that I might be lifted off the ground.

Like it was generally windy all around here but I was in a particularly wind tunnely little spot. Quite a thing.




Did not know when I woke up this morning that I would be setting a personal record.
 
Sometimes I just have a crappy attitude. Fortunately I usually manage to keep my crappiness to myself.

There is a very fat woman in my building that I had a short encounter with this morning. She was coming in the front door as I was going out with a bag of garbage.


Me: Good morning.

Her: Be careful. It's very slippery.

Me (internal monologue only): That's because you're fat.
 
Mudcat
Sometimes I just have a crappy attitude. Fortunately I usually manage to keep my crappiness to myself.

There is a very fat woman in my building that I had a short encounter with this morning. She was coming in the front door as I was going out with a bag of garbage.


Me: Good morning.

Her: Be careful. It's very slippery.

Me (internal monologue only): That's because you're fat.
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Trying to visualize the above but was thinking more ....... possibly two normal sized people could have made it through the door at once, but you saw who was coming the other way and had to stop to avoid a bad encounter?
 
Mudcat
Sometimes I just have a crappy attitude. Fortunately I usually manage to keep my crappiness to myself.

There is a very fat woman in my building that I had a short encounter with this morning. She was coming in the front door as I was going out with a bag of garbage.


Me: Good morning.

Her: Be careful. It's very slippery.

Me (internal monologue only): That's because you're fat.
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Uselessly cruel. I hope Nina calls you out on it.
 
She was acting all grumpy and victimized - like the winter conditions were directed at her personally. Then she tells me to be careful.

My thinking was like, don't try to drag me into your shit. If you find walking around that difficult and you feel a need to be extra careful then go ahead. Me? All I'm seeing here is winter in Canada. It's a direct continuation of what we have been experiencing for months and exactly what anyone with any sense should expect. No special warnings required on my part.

It was actually the nicest day we have had in awhile. Sunny. Temps above freezing.

My thinking was like, You're fat.
 
When I came back into the building through the lobby, she was talking to the superintendant. I didn't dawdle, nor lollygag, and I only heard a few words, but I got the distinct impression she was complaining that more should be done to make things less slippery for her.

I was hoping she might try to bring me into it and join her cause.

Not that I would have said she was fat. As I have been trying to make clear, that was all internal monologue. The only thing I had actually said to her was a reasonably cheerful good morning.

Here's how I imagine that bit of conversation going:



Her: Don't you think it's dangerous? Don't you think they should be doing more to make it less slippery out there?

Me: It's Canada.
 
Not that but no sense of self.

Nina, that is. Please speak more bible to me, I'll try to feel like I'm more real.

I get it if read and you preach but you're a false leader and I don't pay attention to them.

Your man seems great to you.

But yeah.

The second you backed "the thing" no.
 
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