Random thoughts

[reno cool]

Reno, are you mad at me pal?

What have i done to make you so mean to me?

what do you mean pal?

 

[kato]

jcvd is the real deal

jcvd for ever

tell him kato

yeah - jcvd is the pure essence of life

he is what we strive for

 

[Mudcat]

We have a Canpar (courier) driver who comes into our place every day. He is one of those guys.

I don't deal with him much but I have heard him say at least 3 or 4 times to the receiver who usually helps him load up, "If you were any faster, I could call you slow."

It's supposed to be funny, a friendly jab. hahaha. It's one of those practiced lines that some people use. Like, "So are you working hard or hardly working?"

hahaha

If you understand human behavior you know there is a trace of truth and anger behind the little jokey insult - like he thinks he seems friendly and jocular but his smile is forced - he really would like everyone to drop everything and just focus on him from the second he rolls in.

But no, he's just joking around. Just joking around.



I think of how many times I have heard him say that in the few times I have actually been around him - and I think of all the stops he makes every day - and all the people who probably aren't as focused on him as he would like (but no, he's just joking around).


If there was an OVER/UNDER bet on the number of times he has made that little joke and the number was 1000 ---> I would bet OVER.

 

[bacon]

"So are you working hard or hardly working?"

Former boss used to say "You the worst part about not doing anything? You never know when you're done!"

People he would say that to tended to have soon ending employment tenures at that establishment.

 

[Mudcat]

Folksy work adages for the, you know, win.

 

[bacon]

Motion creates emotion

Muddy stay home and post with us today you selfish fokker

You owe us

 

[Matty]

Apparently you can shatter glass by throwing a small bit of broken spark plug at it. The explanation is that the edge of a broken piece of porcelain is exactly one atom wide, which means that all the energy of your throw is focused on a microscopically tiny surface.

Irresistible urge to try this.

Science.

 

[Blitty]

Thugs in my city have been using spark plugs to break windows for decades.

 

[Matty]

Jose Canseco's girlfriend explains why they were pulled over by police with diaper-wearing goats in the car

 

[reno cool]

you kinda have to put diaper on them if they out of cage.

size of an atom? common, the only thing thats size of an atom is an atom at least thats my understanding of science.

 

[Matty]

Just wanna smash some glass.

 

[bacon]

Jose Canseco's girlfriend explains why they were pulled over by police with diaper-wearing goats in the car

Hey man it....happens?

 

[MrX]

Interesting stuff.

Whether or not the shattered porcelain has an edge that's sharp down to the width of an atom (which apparently does happen with some materials), from what I can gather, it's more about the porcelain's hardness (harder than tempered glass) that makes the magic happen.

I like it. Let's find a car we hate.

 

[FairWarning]

If you want to know where the F-Bombs are coming from, there is a site for that

http://www.fbomb.co/

 

[roguejuror]

I like it. Let's find a car we hate.

Jenny! Then Muddy won't go to work.

 

[MrX]

Jenny! Then Muddy won't go to work.

Fokin' brilliant!!

 

[FreeFall]

Thugs in my city have been using spark plugs to break windows for decades.

The thugs in SF also use spark plugs to get high with too. They steal em off motorbikes and use them for pipes or to break into cars as Matt learned today.

 

[bacon]

Apparently you can shatter glass by throwing a small bit of broken spark plug at it. The explanation is that the edge of a broken piece of porcelain is exactly one atom wide, which means that all the energy of your throw is focused on a microscopically tiny surface.

Irresistible urge to try this.

Science.

That's pretty crazy