Random thoughts

[Mudcat]

Only problem is, the waffles need a different toaster setting than toast. I want my waffles done more than the longstanding toaster setting does them.

But to start fiddling with that knob after not touching it in years . . . who knows what kind of can of worms I am opening?

And just like that, my toaster died. I kid you not. It will no longer flush. It just buzzes loudly and pops back up every time.

I gotta get a new toaster.

I couldn't just leave well enough alone.

 

[MrX]

Another one for me...I'm a fairly conscientious speller too but
all my life I have wanted to put an h in sarcasm for some reason.

Sarchasm is the large gap in understanding between you and someone that doesn't get your sarcasm.

 

[betplom]

orghasmic

 

[Cami]

And just like that, my toaster died. I kid you not. It will no longer flush. It just buzzes loudly and pops back up every time.

I gotta get a new toaster.

I couldn't just leave well enough alone.

Well that figures.

 

[Mudcat]

I'm just another victim of the international waffle industrial complex.

 

[Mudcat]

Sarchasm is the large gap in understanding between you and someone that doesn't get your sarcasm.

This is too beautiful for this world.

 

[RayRay]

i had no idea the stores had pre-cooked turkey sausage patties...didnt buy any, just sayin

wait, this should go in the "things i learned" thread

.............

neighbors are having a new roof put on... fuckers cant get done quick enough

 

[betplom]

I can't pronounce January or February.

People - Hey Matty, when's your baby due?
Me - Jan... early next year.

I can't pronounce janvier or fvrier.

I can say tabernak well though.

 

[IAG]

Sarchasm is the large gap in understanding between you and someone that doesn't get your sarcasm.

Fucking awesome!

 

[Matty]

Note to gay men everywhere: do not say "I'm okay with sucking" at the office and expect us to react in a mature manner.

Thank you.

 

[Mudcat]

I wonder if the new barbecue I got this summer has paid for itself yet in terms of propane savings (compared to the crappy 20 dollar BBQs with disposable cylinders I was stupidly using for so long).

Probably not yet but it definitely will.

 

[RayRay]

I aint BigTime???

 

[Mudcat]

Someone should say hi to that guy. I hate to see anyone left hangin'.

 

[FreeFall]

I aint BigTime???

I noticed your using LookOut. Is this the paid version? My bottom line would like to thank you!

 

[RayRay]

Gambling phone is premium...other is free version...can't tell the difference..maybe that's the idea

 

[roguejuror]

lol add wanga jack

 

[Tron]

Having my last cigar ever right now

Haven't had one in about 3 months and the smoke emanating from this thing is very annoying

#HashTagEndOfAnEra
#OrSomething

 

[Mudcat]

I believe I have already had my last cigar. No memory of the specific event but it's really hard to imagine myself ever lighting up a cigar and sucking pointless smoke into my mouth/lungs on purpose again.