I mean he makes everything about himself. He sees himself as heroic. Like the topic will come up of some particular event from the NFL last weekend. That's why he's there. But in discussing it, he will bring up the memory of something he did for the Toronto Argonauts in 1972 - which was barely related - but it frames him in a heroic light - what he did was more virtuous than what happened last weekend.
That kinda thing - a lot - like 4.5 times every 15 minutes.
Bada boom bada bing.
The interesting thing is he is one of those cliche people whose main stance on most things is everything was better in the good old days. But then he tries to talk about head injuries. It is interesting to listen to him contort himself into a pretzel trying to make the point that, oh my gawd, the game was so much better and we were so much tougher in the good old days - but there's good reason the rules are changing and player health is important - but no, they're a bunch of powderpuffs and we were superheros - but no, some of the old-time tough guys who kept playing with concussions are now fokked - so they try not to let that happen to guys today - but no, they're soft today compared to me - but no, it's good - but no.
Hey did you hear Lawrence Taylor broke my leg?
Joe Theisman is a choad, I think is the thing.