Fu Manchu
The Insidious Doctor
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- Jan 27, 2010
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have you told the mom about the ouija board yet?
That shit is bananas!Croonchy Frog Confuse A Cat and Spring Surprise.
"Is this about the fame? Is this about the money? It won't last more than a year when he gets traded."
did it for me, car bomb
excellent stuff stevie, glad for ya man
Steves that was so beautiful. I enjoyed reading it and I'm very happy for you. I have a couple of questions.
WTF is this? That shit is bananas!
Steves while I am very happy for this ridiculous happiness you are experiencing right now, I'm afraid that you're not leaving any room for failure. You do realize that this passionate reunion will not always be peaches and cream, right? I fear for how much the bottom may fall out, when it inevitably does. Have a blast, but don't become SO vested that you leave no room for failure.
This way, if things end happily ever after, you are pleasantly surprised. But just be careful, Casanova.
have you told the mom about the ouija board yet?
are you two still working in the same office?
Oh shit I'm a Monty Python fan as well. Dammit. Good say!
Steve tell me more about all the pussy you used to get as a manager of a telemarketing office! :
You knwo these girls are in there for a reason Bread, and they will do anything and I mean ANYTHING to get aHEAD. Or at least to get a break from the phones.
We are talking about the most sheer unadulterated expressions of passion I have experienced on this Earth. And like every fucking time. I pray to God that both hotels threw those sheets out.
This was easily my favorite line, but it was a great story. I used to know a Nikki in high school who was a red head. Unreal. I have serious red head issues though, but only for chicks. No red headed dudes. They scare the shit out of me.