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AMBy
I do not like the new Steve....he sucks. He keeps saying "cannot talk about it now" "cannot go into depth".....the old steve would sit here and type paragraphs no matter what....

This blows.
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Drinking BEEr out of a can has hit you FASter than I imagined.

This BLOws!

PLEase don't go on a rampage AMBy! We love you and TG you have DANce Girl to take care of you!

This doesn't BLOw!

LOL (Lots of Love)
 
Stevie: "Will I get laid tonight?"

Ouija: "Yes, by a red head."

Stevie: "Will I have a closing soon?"

Ouija: "What the hell is closing?"

Stevie: "It's real estate brother."

Ouija: "I'm not your brother."

Stevie: "Damn, this thing is smart. Will the Flyers win the cup next year?"

Ouija: "Don't push it."
 
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Stevie: "Will I get laid tonight?"

Ouija: "Yes, by a red head."

Stevie: "Will I have a closing soon?"

Ouija: "What the hell is a closing?"

Stevie: "It's real estate brother."

Ouija: "Closing is a fokken verb pal. Not an occupation. Or a word you're supposed to use 100 times a day."

Stevie: "Damn, this thing is smart. Will the Flyers win the cup next year?"

Ouija: "Don't push it."
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Cougar Bait
Stevie: "Will I get laid tonight?"

Ouija: "Yes, by a red head."

Stevie: "Will I have a closing soon?"

Ouija: "What the hell is closing?"

Stevie: "It's real estate brother."

Ouija: "I'm not your brother."

Stevie: "Damn, this thing is smart. Will the Flyers win the cup next year?"

Ouija: "Don't push it."
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Clever, witty, and garnered a real life LOL. Well played Mauer!
 
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