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There was this one lady in New Jersey and the rumor was she smeared peanut butter on her crotch often so that her dog would go down on her. Supposedly one day she called for the dog and a neighbor came by to find her spread eagle, naked, with peanut butter down there calling for the dog. That's where the story ended.
 
We had a few kinds in my highschool that were often rumored to have done things with animals. Not something I could ever understand, nor do I want to. I think you would find those sorts of rumors in pretty much any town - whether they are true or not, is another story.
 
Matty
camiballs is your mom actually French or did she move there later in life?
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Good morning my sweet little vagina!

No she is not, we've lived in Cental PA our whole lives, they moved out there about six - seven years ago, my step Dad is on a Agricultural ten year contract job. They became citizens after 5 years, maybe 2011 I think? They speak French fluently and plan remaining there permanently.

Remember Matty - my mothers side of the family is German. Pa dutch. member? you memeber!
 
Cami
Good morning my sweet little vagina!

No she is not, we've lived in Cental PA our whole lives, they moved out there about six - seven years ago, my step Dad is on a Agricultural ten year contract job. They became citizens after 5 years, maybe 2011 I think? They speak French fluently and plan remaining there permanently.

Remember Matty - my mothers side of the family is German. Pa dutch. member? you memeber!
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True, true, you're Amish, now I remember.
 
An Amish girl and her mother were ridding in the horse buggy, daughter says "mommy, my hand are cold" mother says, put them between your legs, they will warm up".
Next day, daughter is riding in buggy with her boyfriend. Boyfriend says "my hands are cold"
girl says "put them between my legs, it warm them up", and he does.
The next day, boyfriend says, "my nose is cold", girl says, "put it between my legs".
The last day, the boyfriend says "my penis is cold", the girl again says, "put it between my legs, it will warm up"
The girl gets home that night and says to her mother "Mommy, penises sure do make a mess when you warm them up!!"
 
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