Snow White and the Huntsman (2012) - Well they are trying pretty hard here in this dark retelling of the Snow White story.
It's okay I guess. They tried hard.
Some things looked good with all kinds of interesting (although often irrelevant) artistic details.
Obviously I have a problem with a Mirror, Mirror that can judge in an absolute sense who is the fairest of them all. Does this Mirror, Mirror have no understanding of subjectivity? Apparently not. I had fantasies of the Dude wandering in:
But then it's impossible to imagine, even understanding subjectivity as I do, any circumstance in which an uppity, smarty-pants mirror could be asked to name the fairest of them all and come up with Kristen Stewart who looks kinda busted up and nauseous most of the time. So all that just has to be set aside.
Vanity is bad, people! That's what you need to know.
There is a lot of weak acting in this. That would mainly be Kristen Stewart again - although Charlize Theron induces a few cringes too. Interesting contrast of styles. No-acting-at-all versus over-the-top-and-then-some.
The story is the story. It's got detours and irrelevancies but it has the basic tried-and-true formula and you get your catharsis.
Whoops. Belated spoiler alert.
4.9 out of 10