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Motorcycling Thread for MrX, Matty, and I

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I sure love modular helmets. I'd recommend at least trying a couple.

The full-face chin-protection flips up easily with one hand. It's very nice for getting some extra air at stop lights, talking to your passenger easily, filling up with gas, etc.

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My bike needs 4-5 attempts before it'll start after sitting in the cold all day. Inevitably someone comes over to offer a boost, and patronizing advice.

Patronizing asshole #1 - Need a boost?
Me - Nah I'm good. Battery just needs to warm up. It'll start in a couple minutes.
Patronizing asshole #1 - I think it's telling you to put it away for the winter.
Me - No it's not.

Patronizing asshole #2 - You're going to flood it.
Me - No, the battery just needs to warm up. I crank it once a minute 'til it starts.
Patronizing asshole #2 - Have you tried using wide open throttle with the choke off?
Me - No need. Battery just needs to warm up.

Patronizing asshole #3 - Are you stuck?
Me - Just warming up my battery.
Patronizing asshole #3 - About time to store it for winter eh?
Me - No.
Patronizing asshole #3 - Want me to give you a push?
Me - I'm okay. Battery just needs to warm up.


I need a better battery.
 
Don't be a dick blitterballs.

I bought a cheap $50 Canadian Tire lead-acid battery is all.

Gonna replace it with one of them fancy AGM's.

More cold-cranking amps, blitty. You want lots of cold-cranking amps.