I said that sales were trending down, but turns out they're just flat.
Board members flew in from everywhere to tell us that all was good. I'm normally cynical about these things but I believe them this time. I think I have a good grasp on what just happened.
Alright you need a savior. I can give you guys 8:30 pm-1 am m-f and after 5 on Saturdays until whenever. Sundays are mine. If there should be a conflict at any time over my service you aren't winning it.
My boss-one-up is the one who convinced the previous CEO to fly me over to interview with him (the then-CEO.) That guy "stepped down" (was fired really) 4 years ago and was replaced by the lady who just stepped down (this one stepped down for real, at least I believe so.)
So will you be performing felatio or cunnilingus to retain employment then? I'd put you in a whipped ass situation with all the naughtiest office girls in the conference room and it'd only be you and them, no one watching. I'd make them make you do things to them so that if you ever got any ideas you wouldn't have a legal leg to stand on.