betplom
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bacon
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It's a next level play.
Well done as usual.
Well done as usual.
betplom
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Did Marty get fired?
Matty
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Marty did not get fired. It's all good for now.
bacon
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Alright that's cool at least.
I'm not sure if we talked about this before - is profit down and is that basically what's up?
I'm not sure if we talked about this before - is profit down and is that basically what's up?
Matty
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I said that sales were trending down, but turns out they're just flat.
Board members flew in from everywhere to tell us that all was good. I'm normally cynical about these things but I believe them this time. I think I have a good grasp on what just happened.
(CEO stepped down.)
Board members flew in from everywhere to tell us that all was good. I'm normally cynical about these things but I believe them this time. I think I have a good grasp on what just happened.
(CEO stepped down.)
bacon
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Alright you need a savior. I can give you guys 8:30 pm-1 am m-f and after 5 on Saturdays until whenever. Sundays are mine. If there should be a conflict at any time over my service you aren't winning it.
Text it.
Text it.
Matty
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We already replaced her.
bacon
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Fair enough. Offer stands - we can start with you paying me nothing until profit is generated and we roll from there.
roguejuror
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Wasn't the CEO your buddy that brought you in to the company? Or is that your boss one up?
Matty
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My boss-one-up is the one who convinced the previous CEO to fly me over to interview with him (the then-CEO.) That guy "stepped down" (was fired really) 4 years ago and was replaced by the lady who just stepped down (this one stepped down for real, at least I believe so.)
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Matty
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Exactly.
bacon
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So will you be performing felatio or cunnilingus to retain employment then? I'd put you in a whipped ass situation with all the naughtiest office girls in the conference room and it'd only be you and them, no one watching. I'd make them make you do things to them so that if you ever got any ideas you wouldn't have a legal leg to stand on.
Mudcat
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Everyone has checked out around here.
Truth be told, most had checked out by about noon.
Truth be told, most had checked out by about noon.
housepicks
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I ate some breakfast today at a place in the ghetto..
I have decided we will go every Friday.
I have decided we will go every Friday.
Mudcat
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Think I'll go shopping for socks in a little bit. I've had a lot of work socks breaking down lately.
Maybe go buy another couple thousand.
Maybe go buy another couple thousand.
Mudcat
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Finest. Shoppingforsocksday. Ever.