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I love her like a sister. Not kidding neither.

She drives Jen crazy. Pretty much every conversation will come around at some point to, "So how's Harrmony."

That's how she says it. Harrmony.

I tell her all the little quirks and things ---> makes Jen mental.
 
That's called a jealousy trap Muddy and it doesn't matter if you and Jen sleep together or not. Another woman stimulates you and she isn't used to it. The pro play is to tell her how Harmony said she was having trouble with her man and use that to fuck the living shit out of Jen.
 
B I am gonna give you my secret go to bicep finishing excercise

After you are done with all your bi excercises.....take a 40lb curl bar and do 15 and stop halfway up.
Then 15 starting at the halfway point and all the way up.
Then 15 with a full range of motion.

No stopping.
When you put the bar down your arms will swell with blood.

Best bicep pump I ever got was from this excercise. It's insane.
 
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Part of my job when I'm in Harmony's area is assessing returned goods for credit and getting it into condition for returning it to stock. We humorously talk about it in terms of giving love. Like Harmony might have something that is in not-quite-new condition, and she will put a sticky note on it saying NEEDS LOVE, meaning Steve needs to work his magic.

I have various techniques. Won't get into all that right now.

Usually I am right on top of that shit but sometimes there is a small backlog and I put the stuff in a box. That box sits up top of my desk and I have written on it in big black magic marker

THE
LOVE
BOX


I'm amusing that way.

Point being, as soon as I see it, I get the song Love Shack by the B-52's going through my head non-stop.

If Harmony is here, the radio is on so it doesn't stick, but when Harmony is away - such as today - no radio ----> all day Love Shack.