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Holy crap tho.

Eavesdropping on chicky-poo here today. I have talked about her before. She's the one who is eating an unnatural amount of the time. I walk around the corner and she is there and in the process of putting food in her mouth 28.6 percent of the time. There is no sense mincing words here. She is a big, fat, ungainly girl. That one.

So she is talking about working as a dealer at a poker tournament. Fine. But then she starts talking about other girls who have jobs which are more like hostesses. They wear skimpy outfits and chat people up and serve drinks. Perhaps waitresses is the word I am looking for.

So fat girl starts saying how they make better money than her and she is such a harder worker and she should just say fuck you to her dealer job and do that job.

Okay. What are you on? No one wants to see you in something skimpy. If you were an average 43 year-old, it is doubtful, but you are not average - you are a whale. You are large and misshapen and crusty and you have food hanging out of your mouth.

And as for working hard, I hate to break it to you, but keeping looking good does take effort. All those good looking girls who are pulling that off are doing a lot of continuous work in life to stay presentable, which you are clearly unwilling to do. So playing the laziness card ---> no.

Never mind all the delusional angles surrounding the looks card. Like, if you offered to be my sex slave - and you said you would do whatever I want whenever/wherever and I never had to think about your needs in return, my answer would be ---> no thanks.

That's where your looks are.

So shut up.




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Sorry for the rant but I guess there are celebs at these poker tournaments and she was talking about which ones she might let "get" with her. She wasn't joking. Like she was seriously weighing which ones are married and the ones she thinks are separated so that's okay. Like those ones might meet her standards.

Apparently former Blue Jays 3rd baseman Kelly Gruber has a real shot. He's a bit old for her but maybe.

I was getting perturbed.

Melissa McCarthy. Melissa McCarthy is quite a bit hotter than this girl.

Melissa McCarthy.

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Sorry for the rant but I guess there are celebs at these poker tournaments and she was talking about which ones she might let "get" with her. She wasn't joking. Like she was seriously weighing which ones are married and the ones she thinks are separated so that's okay. Like those ones might meet her standards.

Apparently former Blue Jays 3rd baseman Kelly Gruber has a real shot. He's a bit old for her but maybe.

I was getting perturbed.

Melissa McCarthy. Melissa McCarthy is quite a bit hotter than this girl.

Melissa McCarthy.

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Addicts are fucked up in many ways.

One being that (recovering) addicts often understand or grasp their own addiction but can't comprehend the concept of other addictions and find them and the people involved in their suffering annoying.

I wonder if heroin addicts choose heroin because it gave them a great shot at never being fat?

I wonder if heroin addicts set out with the intention of being a heroin addict the way morbidly obese people chose to be food addicts?

Nail, meet hammer.

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Had to do a quadruple take. Like, wow she's cute.

Then, no, she couldn't really have been that cute. Better check again.

Then, no, I didn't really just see a package all put together like that. That's not possible. Better check again.

Then, but wait, is she just cute compared to all the large girls around here, or is she cute in an absolute sense. Better check again.

and so on
 
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