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shouldn't you be closing?
Or at least opening.
shouldn't you be closing?
Did the dog lick you all over?
I don't think she should answer this.
What breed?
Company BBQ with "fun and games" this afternoon. The thing is, employee morale is not the best. Mass layoffs and lots of veterans have left over the past year. So yeah, a BBQ feels out of place. People generally don't care to pretend having fun with the very same people who might fire them the next day.
But the higher-ups are so adamant that we should have fun that they sent an "FAQ" email about the event yesterday. One of the two questions in this "FAQ" is the following:
Q) Should I stay in the office and work instead of going to the BBQ?
A) Absolutely not!
See? They're pretty serious about having teh fun.
Have fun RIGHT NOW. It's an order.