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Meet my crazy neighbour

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Just last week, we're waiting for the elevator. She comes out of it and she's freaked out by us. She mumbles something about being on the wrong floor then she dashes right between us. Then she starts her routine, yelling towards her own door:

Ha! She's with a guy! She had to fuck around to make a baby! That's DISGUSTING! Hahaha!

Then the sound of a door unlocking, opening and closing.

Good talk.
 
So the wife let her in earlier. She claimed to be waiting for security because someone was in her place trying to kill her. She introduced herself to us and asked whether we had just moved into the building.

Meanwhile, security called police, who know her from past incidents, and now she's locked herself up and will not come out. Police have tried the condo building's master key and it doesn't work on her unit door. She changed the lock.

Police are coming in and out of our unit to assess the layout of her place (which is a mirror image of ours). She's had suicidal incidents before so they might need to force her door.

This is fun.

Weeeeeee
 
Matty
So the wife let her in earlier. She claimed to be waiting for security because someone was in her place trying to kill her. She introduced herself to us and asked whether we had just moved into the building.

Meanwhile, security called police, who know her from past incidents, and now she's locked herself up and will not come out. Police have tried the condo building's master key and it doesn't work on her unit door. She changed the lock.

Police are coming in and out of our unit to assess the layout of her place (which is a mirror image of ours). She's had suicidal incidents before so they might need to force her door.

This is fun.

Weeeeeee
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Oh wow. We need video footage!
 
Matty
So the wife let her in earlier. She claimed to be waiting for security because someone was in her place trying to kill her. She introduced herself to us and asked whether we had just moved into the building.

Meanwhile, security called police, who know her from past incidents, and now she's locked herself up and will not come out. Police have tried the condo building's master key and it doesn't work on her unit door. She changed the lock.

Police are coming in and out of our unit to assess the layout of her place (which is a mirror image of ours). She's had suicidal incidents before so they might need to force her door.

This is fun.

Weeeeeee
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wtf
 
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