Meet my crazy neighbour

[bacon]

...and a good morning to you too!

[video=youtube_share;_XUzzUw4UD4]http://youtu.be/_XUzzUw4UD4[/video]

Holy crap!

She available? I bet her sexting game is awesome.

 

[reno cool]

so what happens if/when you talk to her?
Like what if you'd a come out into the hall and ask her what did those bastards do now?

 

[Matty]

She does not actually engage people in any way. Doesn't make eye contact.

 

[bacon]

Because that behavior is a warm invitation for casual conversation.

Jesus Reno, smarten the fuck up asshole.

 

[reno cool]

But what if you asked something? would she just ignore you?

 

[bacon]

What if you dove and tackled her then danced around her waiving your arms at her like you just sacked the quarterback screaming "no soup for you!" then casually walked off? What would she do then?

 

[Mudcat]

She does not seem overwhelmingly rational.

 

[reno cool]

Surely you could sell her a mortgage bacon

 

[bacon]

I agree verbal communication wouldn't be an issue but I don't think she'd send in documentation promptly so I don't think it'd work out. She seems too distracted.

 

[Matty]

But what if you asked something? would she just ignore you?

She'd prolly call me an ugly sonofabitch again. Shit hurts.

 

[bacon]

I can work with that as a loan officer. I'd tell her she's right and I'd apologize for my ugly appearance and I'd repeat that every time she did that. Just sign on the line, give us the house and say whatever you want then I don't know you lady.

 

[Mudcat]

Repeatedly agree and apologize for your ugly appearance. That might be just crazy enough to work.

 

[roguejuror]

Probably speaking to her father who used to jealous her 24/7.

 

[reno cool]

She'd prolly call me an ugly sonofabitch again. Shit hurts.

I missed that part. That sucks pal.

 

[PuckOff]

She'd prolly call me an ugly sonofabitch again. Shit hurts.

Again???

Jesus man, that video was fucking intense. Please be careful Mathieu. Seriously, have you ever spoken to management about this one? Have you ever had any conversations with people on your floor about her? Dude that video was intense.

 

[reno cool]

I mean, it wasn't that intense. Pucky yous guys must live in a very mellow town pal

 

[PuckOff]

I mean, it wasn't that intense. Pucky yous guys must live in a very mellow town pal

Comrade, she was yelling at the top of her lungs, spewing profanity like crazy in a residential apartment building. I've lived next to a dude who was a schizo, but he wasn't like this raging cunt.

 

[mrquincy]

I believe that type of thing is actually illegal here Mattieu. You could in theory have her charged.

https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Canadian_Criminal_Law/Offences/Causing_a_Disturbance