Matty Rain was scheduled to get laid last night

[Matty]

Dude.

 

[reno cool]

Matty's giving us the bait and switch. unreal.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

29. Never left home. Is convinced that no guy wants her.

She's by far the hottest chick I know. By a fokken mile.

This whole thing makes zero sense.

Matty, the girls that are the most sheltered tend to be the ones with the least amount of grasp on what society deems sexy, hot or attractive. With that in mind, you may have the ability to tap a resevoir of womandom rarely seen over the age of 25. I applaud you for your constant efforts and I am anxiously awaiting the next chapter in a story yet untold. You go boy!!

 

[MrMonkey]

Matty, if all else fails possibly go with the not good enough for you strategy with her? Tell her "your the most beautiful girl I have ever been with, I mean I have been with lots of ladies, but nothing comes close to you! What am I thinking, you shouldn't be with a guy like me. I'm not in your league and no reason to be with me just cause I would do anything for you"

Alternate dirtier version telling her you mean buiness:
........ "your the most beautiful girl I have ever been with, just look at my coke can (point to your crotch)...........

 

[Matty]

Thanks MrMonkey. Yer a real Mr. Miyagi.

 

[Matty]

Matty's giving us the bait and switch. unreal.

Kindly forward your complaints to Damaged Nose Stud Girl. I'm giving it an honest try here.

Back to YouPorn for now.

 

[MrMonkey]

Thanks MrMonkey. Yer a real Mr. Miyagi.

See, the magic can happen!

 

[kato]

wow

matty

gl

 

[fiveteamer]

Boys it might happen again tonight with greasy jew girl

Matty tell us what it is like being with a jew.

 

[fiveteamer]

Not answering texts.

He must be balls deep in hummus

 

[Matty]

lololol

I actually like her - we're going out again next week and I'm definitely fucking her. Great petite body and nice boobage. Face looks old but it doesn't matter. Cool chick.

 

[fiveteamer]

don't buy her earrings

ftw

 

[Matty]

She's 5 feet tall. I'm not positive she can wrap her hand aroung my cock completely.

That's hot.

 

[rito]

lololol

I actually like her - we're going out again next week and I'm definitely fucking her.

Heard that one before

 

[fiveteamer]

 

[Matty]

Heard that one before

lolz

I will bet you a hunderd dollorz that I'm fucking this one. She not a tease. I had no experience with super-hot teases way back in Feb. 2011.

Evolution.

:weeeeeeeeeeeeeee:

 

[Matty]

I was drunk. I am not fucking that.

My head hurts.

 

[fiveteamer]