Little Known Facts About Monkey Focker

[Jello]

I don't lie and how can I remember that now! It happened rest assured! I'll give you double or nothing one time? What you like to bet on?

I think you're a motherfucking piece of SHIT LIAR.

I don't lie either, but I don't remember this bet. And if you don't remember it either, it's kind of ridiculous to expect me to honor it. But I'm not a stiffer. If I ever make it jersey. trust me Monkey...the drinks are on me.

 

[MrMonkey]

I think you're a motherfucking piece of SHIT LIAR.

I don't lie either, but I don't remember this bet. And if you don't remember it either, it's kind of ridiculous to expect me to honor it. But I'm not a stiffer. If I ever make it jersey. trust me Monkey...the drinks are on me.

I'm not saying your lying or being a stiff, just your forgetful! The drinks on me makes up for it! A deal!

 

[roguejuror]

We need 10.

Even Stevie is warming up to casper.

 

[Jello]

Wait a second... you're calling me forgetful? You can't remember the bet Monkey.

Can you tell me what sport it was in? Was it a sports bet at least? Now I'm really curious.

 

[Jello]

Even Stevie is warming up to casper.

Juror you owe me drinks for a bet we made. I don't remember what the bet was but you still owe me drinks. I haven't forgotten. You're forgetful.

Thanks pal. Don't be a fuckin stiff either.

 

[roguejuror]

Juror you owe me drinks for a bet we made. I don't remember what the bet was but you still owe me drinks. I haven't forgotten. You're forgetful.

Thanks pal. Don't be a fuckin stiff either.

ok, ill be in virginia next week, let's meet up for drinks

 

[MrMonkey]

ok, ill be in virginia next week, let's meet up for drinks

That's it Jello, pay my son the debt that you owe to me! And none of that cheap, domestic beer crap!

 

[reno cool]

Juror you owe me drinks for a bet we made. I don't remember what the bet was but you still owe me drinks. I haven't forgotten. You're forgetful.

Thanks pal. Don't be a fuckin stiff either.

this is good. Mr. Monkey wins again

 

[Bread]

ok, ill be in virginia next week, let's meet up for drinks

O shit. RUN NIGGA RUN!

 

[Jello]

Juror if you are really gonna be in my hood next week, you aren't paying for a goddamn thing. Juror ...call me.

 

[MrMonkey]

this is good. Mr. Monkey wins again

Thanks RC! Yea this dude forgets bout his friends at GL for who knows how long and then comes walking in here like he owns the place? The guy should buy every member here a drink whenever he meets up with them? Am I right?

 

[roguejuror]

i need your #, pm it to me on fb

 

[Jello]

Thanks RC! Yea this dude forgets bout his friends at GL for who knows how long and then comes walking in here like he owns the place? The guy should buy every member here a drink whenever he meets up with them? Am I right?

Monkey, I'm hurt by your hurtful comments.

The thing is, if you'd ever hung out with me you'd know that I DO buy way more than my share of the drinks.

Again, that was a very hurtful thing you just said about me. I would like it noted for the record.

FACT!

 

[Archie]

Wait

Jello

your a Nigger right?

 

[Jello]

Again, there are a LOT of hurtful comments being thrown around in this thread right now. Archie, that was a VERY hurtful thing that you just said to me and I am hurt by your hurtfulness.

And I want it on the record. Where the fuck is kato! kato, we need you in Casper's thread NOW.

 

[Archie]

why did you lie about being a niggy?

that is really HURTFUL

 

[Jello]

I never told a SINGLE lie ARCHIE.

Why is everybody being so hurtful this afternoon??

 

[Jello]

Archie, what happened was I would call idiots out for the ridiculous amount of disgusting racism on that board....and eventually they just assume I was black because I wasn't a fucking redneck racist like the rest of them.

It was kind of funny (but hurtful) and I never bothered to correct anyone.

Plus I wanted them to all think I had a big penis.