joke thread

[roguejuror]

The Turkeys Should Be Pardoning Trump

 

[roguejuror]

now is not the time to sorround yourself with people who are positive

 

[Mudcat]

Hey-ooooooooooo

 

[Boner_18]

Finland just closed thier borders due to coronavirus. I guess no one will be crossing the Finnish line...

 

[Boner_18]

What's the difference between wuhan and las vegas???












What happens in vegas stays in Vegas.

 

[stevek]

 

[Matty]

They told me I wouldn't be any good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.

But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they are lovely.

 

[Mudcat]

Very well engineered joke right there.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

They told me I wouldn't be any good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.

But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they are lovely.

I don’t get it. I’m trying over here.

God I’m stupid

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Oh never mind, I got it now.

Pottery.

 

[Matty]

Attaboi

 

[MrMonkey]

 

[Blitty]

Adult Brooksy lol’d too.

 

[Matty]

Q. Why did the scarecrow win the award?














A. Because he was out-standing in his field.

 

[Blitty]

What’s grey and comes in pints?











Elephant.

 

[Matty]

That took a while to compute.

🤢

 

[Blitty]

That took a while to compute.

🤢

Just saw it in episode of Afterlife.

 

[Mudcat]

Q. What is the best thing about Switzerland?

A. I don't know but the flag is a big plus.