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How Many Posters Have Been In A Paddy Wagon Or Been To Jail?

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Charged and pled to three class d misdomeanors in PA in 2000. No paddy wagon but processed through central booking in Carlisle. My record has the alias "T-Bone" on file as well as two giant grinning mugshots.

Got a ride home in the back of the paddy wagon once as a youth, scared my mom shitless.
 
Jumped a turnstyle drunk in NYC. Had a dimebag of weed on me. I was coming from a wedding in NJ and I was wearing a suit. Everyone else in the paddy wagon were not "dressed to impress". In the holding cell I had a guy crying. Another guy was pulled out and put in another cell because he was up for murder in Florida. After 5 hours they met me go. When I got my personal items back, I found out they took my batteries out of my Walkman.

That sucked.
 
Can't y'all just behave?

Once I set fire to the front door of my elementary school (jammed a t-shirt under said door then set fire to that), and when the cop came I pointed in the distance and said "He went this way!" and the guy pretended to fall for it after sermoning our group about the dangers of fire.

:gaymelive:
 
Just re-read the entire thread. The Steve's story of the attorney on acid saying "I am a beastmaster" made me LOL and of course seeing a Rage Wizard and Ike Mana post was both odd and comforting at the same time. Bread also is hiding some stories, and there's probably been some new ones that have come up since 2010.

Out with it Bread.
 
I just read the entire thread too Coug. I loved all the stories. Already new about :stevie: Coug you're a con artist, I was REALLY surprised my Mrs X's story.

I've never been in trouble with the law. I've done a lot of stupid and illegal shit, I just never got caught. :thumbsup::cami:
 
Caught in a sting in high school (small town) with a big chunk of black hash. I had my mom's car at the time; The cop who caught me happened to also be my football coach. I ended up getting the scare treatment and was out in time to pick my mom up from work. A few hours in the cell with no shoes and the fear of God put in me was quite sufficient. Good thing the dealer guy pleaded guilty to trafficking or i would have been charged for sure; also I was an A' student so he knew the charge would just have fucked up my whole life.

We used to do a lot of back-road country driving with open booze. I never drank while I drove so I would just smoke up or do a bunch of LSD. Nothing like having an officer's face trailing in front of you while you are in a car of drunks claiming not have had anything to drink. Never got arrested and must have had that scenario play out at least 3 times. My buddy once blew green after consuming the better part of a case of beer and plenty of LSD... We had a good laugh as we drove off. Good times. Im glad we never crashed the car.
 
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