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Caught in a sting in high school (small town) with a big chunk of black hash. I had my mom's car at the time; The cop who caught me happened to also be my football coach. I ended up getting the scare treatment and was out in time to pick my mom up from work. A few hours in the cell with no shoes and the fear of God put in me was quite sufficient. Good thing the dealer guy pleaded guilty to trafficking or i would have been charged for sure; also I was an A' student so he knew the charge would just have fucked up my whole life.

We used to do a lot of back-road country driving with open booze. I never drank while I drove so I would just smoke up or do a bunch of LSD. Nothing like having an officer's face trailing in front of you while you are in a car of drunks claiming not have had anything to drink. Never got arrested and must have had that scenario play out at least 3 times. My buddy once blew green after consuming the better part of a case of beer and plenty of LSD... We had a good laugh as we drove off. Good times. Im glad we never crashed the car.
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Weren't you the quarterback in Dazed and Confused?
 
Ehhhh..never spent the night....no felonies.


Drug and alcohol. .fighting and stuff...underage drinking..open alcohol. .usual stuff.

Only really good stories would be the fleeing and alluding.

And oh yeah...I got held for suspicion of murder for a few hours.
 
Fleeing and andaalluding.

Come home from long day of drinking at the woods followed by a party.

Thought I was a bad ass in my Buick Grand National.

Gonna make a turn onto a side street off of a more major street.


Told my buddy hold on home we gonna do some stuff.


Halfway into the turn I gun it to bust the car sideways and hold it...oh snap cops are on that side street already on some type of call.

They yell to me to stop the car.


I say fuck that and go. Pointless to explain my routing but I almost got away but didnt. I was going about 90..blew about a dozen stop signs...various other violati
 
11 hours at the bar on an nfl sunday. Coming home tanked. ..drink in hand.

I make a turn a see about 6 blocks down street is blocked off more cop lights then I ever saw.

I pull into this hotel because there will not be another turn off and I will run into them.


Me and my buddy get out cuz I dont want to get caught in the car and get a dui.


So we walk to the rear grounds and hang out by some trees so I can think what to do.


We decide to ca a buddy and have him tow the car home.

We walking back to the car when some plain clothes officers pull in the the motel to check the dumpster for a murder weapon.


Next thing I see is the red light from their gun on my chest.

They ask what we doing back there in them woods.

I didnt want to tell them trying to avoid a dui so I said me and my buddy were "just talking"





They brought us to the scene.


Cop said to start talking are be held for a murder charge

told him the same story then he asked if we were f aggots.

Then I went to sleep because I knew Ibdidnt kill anyone.

Finally they let us go..left the bar at 11:30pm got home at 5am..


Bar is 10 minutes from the house.
 
I was detained 2 years ago with my son as well...feel bad he was scared...thought he was going to juevey. We went and checked out a guys house he was building across a busy street but we took a golf cart. It was close to dark so we were using flashlights from our phones. Neighbor called the cops. We got stopped on the way back. Put the spot light on us. Frisked us...not my boy though. He was pretty scared...I felt bad. He didnt tell the wife though. It will be a memory for him always.
 
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