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Stevie I think this is just crazy enough to work!

Remember one thing - All the best romance movies...the ones that make the girls swoon...all start out with a guy who should probably be arrested for stalking in the first place, trying to get the girl's attention.

Re: The Notebook, etc.
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What???? What other movies? I don't think he stalked in the Notebook...
 
in this piece of shit movie the woman stalks the guy

fucking precious

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stalking is prevalent in cameron crowe movies

say anything?

cusack was a stalker with the boom box
 
AMBy
What???? What other movies? I don't think he stalked in the Notebook...
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You gotta be kidding me. He sees the chick at the carnival, with her date. Hits on her in front of her date. She blows him off. Then while she is on the ferris wheel with her date, he jumps onto her moving carriage and harasses them. Even dangling from the top of the ride, threatening to let go and fall to his death unless she agrees to go on a date with hiim. WHILE SHE'S SITTING NEXT TO HER DATE!!!

This is not the correct way to go about wooing a woman. He should've been beaten and arrested.
 
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You gotta be kidding me. He sees the chick at the carnival, with her date. Hits on her in front of her date. She blows him off. Then while she is on the ferris wheel with her date, he jumps onto her moving carriage and harasses them. Even dangling from the top of the ride, threatening to let go and fall to his death unless she agrees to go on a date with hiim. WHILE SHE'S SITTING NEXT TO HER DATE!!!

This is not the correct way to go about wooing a woman. He should've been beaten and arrested.
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Point made.

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Everything else got Escellated, so why wouldn't today follow suit?

Woke up at 530 am with the full intention of driving home and being ready to start work at 8 am. Pounded coffee (from the French Press - if you don't know it and are drinking Foldgers or wtf ever, get a French Press. It is simple, and genius. I hope I just changed someone's coffee life. Some Kiwi, some mixed fruit. Packed everything, ready to go.

Come outside and my right front tire is completely flat. Baby tire (donut) in the trunk that has been used a lot. I have AAA but since I got caught in multiple blizzards this past year and used them six times they now have me on "cash service" which basically means u pay on the spot for any services you need. So fuck it. Just got off the phone w Comcast. They will install here on Wed. Int he meantime I am on someones connection, only accessible from my car (lol). I will work from my car for 2 days and then Come Wed. Internet will be fully installed and yes I upgraded my speed to "blast". Now that will be fun.

The weekend - movies - Funny Games, Juno, Secretary (tee hee)", some others, my mind isn't clear right now. Kicked a Newcastle minikeg. Fracis Lambois ir w.e it's called. Sweet Caroline Vodka. Half a bottle of Mescal. Case of beer. Shrimp Ring. Bacon. Eggs. Went to the Gamble Mill for Lunch. We planned on eating pork sandwiches and doing Car Bombs in the basement. Fate wouldn't allow that. We ended up upstairs surrounded by Rich people. Fish Tacos for me, chicken salad for her. Best lunch I have had....ever?

Fired up the Wii. Bowled a 267,m I did not know I could do it like that. Boxing. First fight we both fall over at the EXACT same time. 2nd she kicks my ass. I thought block and proper counter would work, like in real life. Her flailing owned it. Baseball is fun but too easy and has some brutal flaws. Car Bomb's "Mii age" is 22. Dayamn. Hers is 48. Yet she kicks my as sin every game except for bowling. Made a DJ Mii for Dejeebus because I was trying to bowl a 300 by using 4 characters at once. He shows up with a Golden bowling bowl.

The sex, well - we are officially "trying" - and we are both loving it. Our babies will be Gamelivers from the second they leave the womb.

Robyn that picture is nothing short of Epic, so funny. Keep it coming sister. These are crazy times. Crazy enjoyable though if you look at it right.

Time for work I guess my task list is 2 pages long today. I had more to say. But it's time for work.

Keep it comin Gamelive.

Heart you.

-Steve
 
Robyn
Steve, gl.

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Thank you gorgeous.

Also we both made "our list" -

Mine -

Sharipova, Cuthbert, Kiebler, Mistay May (I know, not that hot, but damn it's Misty), I can't remember the other one

Hers consisted of Johnny Depp, Sawyer from Lost, Brad Pitt, someone I can't remember - but the one that pissed me off the most - Beck. I mean come on wtf.

Also I blew out my voice on the way here trying to cover the Pixies "Where is my Mind" in full scream mode. Now I go work ont he phone all day. Ewps. God bless Chlorseptic.

Talk to you guys tonight.
 
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