gonna lose weight the only way I know how

[Cami]

Not entirely.

 

[housepicks]

219 lbs

Down a total of 22lbs.



Still fat

 

[Teela]

So, I went to a functional nutritionist to help lose weight and to find out if I have any food sensitivities. That's how I found out about my stress hormones and my cortisol levels. She gave me some pills to take that are supposed to lower the cortisol in my system and ease the irritation in my GI track. Foolproof way to lose weight if the pills are supposed to make you violently ill.

 

[housepicks]

Violently ill sounds bad.

 

[Teela]

I'm one stomach virus away from my goal weight.

 

[betplom]

Teela do you find you are horny more often since giving birth?

I know you mentioned previously that your vag has snapped back into place (like a rubberband).

Just wondering how thats all going.

 

[MrX]

So, I went to a functional nutritionist to help lose weight and to find out if I have any food sensitivities. That's how I found out about my stress hormones and my cortisol levels. She gave me some pills to take that are supposed to lower the cortisol in my system and ease the irritation in my GI track. Foolproof way to lose weight if the pills are supposed to make you violently ill.

Functional nutritionist? I don't like the sound of that.

I assume that this is an offshoot of "functional medicine."

 

[betplom]

Functional nutritionist? I don't like the sound of that.

I assume that this is an offshoot of "functional medicine."

A functional nutritionist is different from being a theoretical nutritionist.

 

[Teela]

Correct, Mr. X. They do the actual medical tests and then prescribe some holistic crap that gives you diarrhea. Well worth the money. I could have just eaten at KFC for the same effect.

 

[MrX]

Teela, Teela, Teela. Why do you stray from the science?

 

[roguejuror]

i dont know about yall

 

[Matty]

I'm still soft but thanks for asking.

 

[housepicks]

I'm still soft but thanks for asking.

I believe you

 

[roguejuror]

edited i hope she didn't see it

 

[MrX]

Damnit. What did I miss?

 

[Teela]

It started out as science, but the treatments are alternative.

I saw, RJ...oh, I saw.

 

[MrX]

It started out as science, but the treatments are alternative.

I saw, RJ...oh, I saw.

I'm not accepting that. You went to someone who calls themself (tm mudcat) a "functional nutritionist." Please don't do it again.

Now, tell me what you saw.

 

[reno cool]

i dont know about yall

more so when she's turned on after watching Irish vids :hides: