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Ever tried "warming" lube?

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Mudcat

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The girlfriend picked up some of this stuff and we tried it out last night. I don't know the exact name; it was a KY product.

Anyway, man things got hot. Like not hot in the sense of wow I am so turned on by this. Hot in the sense of if this goes much further I think I might start blistering and maybe we should stop and rinse off and start over.


It didn't go quite that far and we got the job done. But it was definitely not a gentle effect. We will not be using it again. I mean, maybe it would be good for a shoulder massage or something. I don't know.

At least we got a good inside joke out of it that we will be laughing about for a long time.
 
Fancy lubes are for teenagers, once you can drink in a bar you shouldn't invest more than two seconds into the selection of generic lube. Personally, I like to buy in bulk, then I'm not tempted to try all the new marketing ploys they're utilizing in the lube market now.

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Yeah, I had a similar experience with that warming crap. Didn't like it.

Also had a problem with anal ease once. Maybe we should have considered that since it's a numbing agent for her, it would probably have the same effect on me.
 
It was weird though. First we applied it to each other. I couldn't feel anything (other than the pleasant feeling of having lube applied to Mudcat Jr.) No temperature issues.

She told me to apply it sparingly to her and I took that to heart and I was not even positive I had any on my fingers - but she felt it right away. She was making faces and I was like, "Should we continue? Shall I summon emergency personnel?"

But we did continue. Soon I took the plunge and that's when I experienced the fire caves of the underworld.


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Mudcat
It was weird though. First we applied it to each other. I couldn't feel anything (other than the pleasant feeling of having lube applied to Mudcat Jr.) No temperature issues.

She told me to apply it sparingly to her and I took that to heart and I was not even positive I had any on my fingers - but she felt it right away. She was making faces and I was like, "Should we continue? Shall I summon emergency personnel?"

But we did continue. Soon I took the plunge and that's when I experienced the fire caves of the underworld.


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You are not the first person that I have heard say this about that stuff. i was told by a friend to never ever use this or any of those warming lubes. I guess there is one out there that is even worse than this...makes you think that your penis is actually going to burn off.....
 
Yeah, if I remember correctly part of it was mental. Just knowing that it's not actually changing the temperature, and what you're in reality doing is putting some sort of irritant chemical on you most very special areas... takes away from any pleasure for me. Plus it does make it feel like a goddamn inferno down there.
 
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Just toild my fiancee to pick some up, she's on the rag so we'll see what happens. I believe what you are saying entirely but must find out for myself.
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Fucking gross Steve. I'm not above this in a heat of the moment situation, but I don't think I'd ever make a plan for on the rag sex and send my girl to get some lube for it.

You're quite the trooper.
 
my ex girlfriend did the rag thing to me once. she didn't tell me it was that time and when i pulled out jr. he was completely covered in blood. i freaked out. I guess it would have been different if I had known she was ragging. she said it felt better to her, but i wasn't going there again.
 
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