Ever tried "warming" lube?

[RageWizard]

I will admit, you will feel great whilst banging away, but it does cum with a downside later. I looked it up on the internets, and the FDA has called them out for actually having the same stuff that is in Viagra in it.

http://www.fda.gov/Safety/MedWatch/SafetyInformation/SafetyAlertsforHumanMedicalProducts/ucm189300.htm

 

[pally]

Yes.

are you fuking serious??? REALLY?????

 

[Badnina]

More than once. And I plan to again later on this week.

 

[pally]

More than once. And I plan to again later on this week.

JESUS FUKIN CHRIST ARE YOU SERIOUS?????? what is it going to be like? TELL ME!!!

 

[fiveteamer]

Sex on the rag sucks because it is just too wet.

I'll stick to bjs during that time of the month.

-fiveteamer
xoxoxo

 

[Badnina]

Pally, it will be all hot and sweaty and really gooooooood.

 

[pally]

Pally, it will be all hot and sweaty and really gooooooood.

now your just telling me what you "think i want to hear"

i dont think any women has ever "cum" they just have a vague notion of porn acting

nina and what makes you think you have "cum"????

 

[fiveteamer]

pally calm down

 

[Badnina]

Pally, I don't think anything. I know. Trust me. When it finally happens to you, you will know.

 

[pally]

pally calm down

you calm down i cant calm down im fuking betting, winning, jinxing myself, anti-jinxing myself, betting more betting less winning more winning less, telling people not telling people, jinxing myself, jinxing the jinxes you calm down pal

 

[Tron]

pally, I'm not telling you to calm down but some women can cum very easily

The chick I'm having sex with now (we'll call her Sexy Teacher Glasses Girl) can cum 3-6 times a session. She's a machine. She has to be on top though.


And then you have women that can't come unless you have a Dyson Vacuum Cleaner hooked up to her.

It makes the world go round pally

 

[Jello]

Pally, what are you talking about?

 

[pally]

pally, I'm not telling you to calm down but some women can cum very easily

The chick I'm having sex with now (we'll call her Sexy Teacher Glasses Girl) can cum 3-6 times a session. She's a machine. She has to be on top though.


And then you have women that can't come unless you have a Dyson Vacuum Cleaner hooked up to her.

It makes the world go round pally

wow dude

HOLY FUKIN SH*T DUDE

and you cant tell by looking at them can you

i think i had one like that

every time she cummed she would start laughing about it

but then when she laughed on my dick she started cumming again

and then when she cummed again she would start laughing again about how ridiculous it was that she cummed again

but then laughing again on my dick would make her start cumming again

and so on and so on and so on

you would never guess it from looking at her, little blonde bookish doll, extremely well-behaved do gooder achiever, fuking got into harvard undergrad, makes me wonder about EVERY FUKIN CHICK OUT THERE!

 

[pally]

Pally, what are you talking about?

i dont know man i have A LOT OF PROBLEMS BRO trust me

 

[Badnina]

Pally, yeah, there are times we can fake it but it is obvious when we don't.

3-6 sounds about right

 

[Mudcat]

I want a Sexy Teacher Glasses Girl.

 

[Bread]

Wow what a mess this Pally guy is. I hope Pally finds the nympho he deserves...and soon...before he blows a hole in his ceiling!