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Ever tried "warming" lube?

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I don't crave flow sex but I don't let it stop me.

If I have a steady girlfriend then I usually stay away during flow time but if it's someone new and fresh than I just throw a towel down, wrap it up and get crazy
 
I can't imagine gay guys using that stuff for anal.

It makes me think of that dump the morning after hot chicken wings. The extreme hoop-of-fire effect - except magnified.

That is not a feeling I would want to artificially recreate.
 
Mudcat
I can't imagine gay guys using that stuff for anal.

It makes me think of that dump the morning after hot chicken wings. The extreme hoop-of-fire effect - except magnified.

That is not a feeling I would want to artificially recreate.
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ROFL! Extreme hoop of fire, I'm gonna remember that one. Maybe next time I break up with a guy I'll eat some jalapeos before I go down on him for the last time. I'll say it again, Muddy; you're a genius. Even blind and with ADD you'd still be more than capable of changing the world.
 
Warming lube huh. I don't want my schlong to feel like it is going to burn off. Makes me feel like she gave me something I need to go to the doctor to take care of. Do they have a cooling sensation lube? You know it will feel like your banging a ice bucket or something. I could have used that Friday.
 
Yeah I have no shame.

People I was at the drug store Friday night and picked up some stuff called "Stiff Nights". It is kind of like Viagra for people who don't have a prescription. For some reason there are allot of penis products poping up at the drug store, well anyway this stuff was on sale buy 1 get 1 for $5.00 so I figured shat what the hell I'll try it. Well it definetly works well, I had no problem catching and keeping wood even after a shitload of beers, and then I turned into a stunt cock or something. The wife was actually complaining. You know your doing a good job when they are complaining. Anyway, I woke up Saturday with a giant.. .







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headache and backache, to the point I thought I was gonna die. I swear that stuff took 5 years off of my life. All day long I would catch random wood for no reason at all, kind of like it was in high school, and the wife wouldn't help me out. Anyway, I have another one handy for the next time she can't get enough, but the after effects are a killer, this shit has to be bad for you, it was way worse than any hangover I've ever had.
 
RageWizard
Yeah I have no shame.

People I was at the drug store Friday night and picked up some stuff called "Stiff Nights". It is kind of like Viagra for people who don't have a prescription. For some reason there are allot of penis products poping up at the drug store, well anyway this stuff was on sale buy 1 get 1 for $5.00 so I figured shat what the hell I'll try it. Well it definetly works well, I had no problem catching and keeping wood even after a shitload of beers, and then I turned into a stunt cock or something. The wife was actually complaining. You know your doing a good job when they are complaining. Anyway, I woke up Saturday with a giant.. .







wait for it...











headache and backache, to the point I thought I was gonna die. I swear that stuff took 5 years off of my life. All day long I would catch random wood for no reason at all, kind of like it was in high school, and the wife wouldn't help me out. Anyway, I have another one handy for the next time she can't get enough, but the after effects are a killer, this shit has to be bad for you, it was way worse than any hangover I've ever had.
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:lmao: Is it wrong that I want to go buy some right now and try it out....
 
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