Do you miss Kitten Apocalypse?

[Rubyn]

LOL. I'm pretty sure it's you who is the hypocrite. You were the one who was on MY case for going after Daft. Now you're doing the exact same thing. Incredible how you can justify EVERYTHING when you do it, but it's not alright if someone else does. The problem is that YOU are the one that has to get in everyone else's affairs. You can't just keep your fat fucking mouth shut and let people fend for themselves like adults.

Exactly like what you are doing for Amby right now. Adorable.

You're a real grown up, Chris. You've made it.

 

[Tron]

I guess that's maybe what I don't understand. I usually go hang out with real friends.

There are many times when I can't hang out with real friends at 11:45 PM. My schedule is very different from my 9-5 friends. It's 11:45 and I got home from work an hour ago.

 

[Cougar Bait]

I don't know, I like Rubyn's size.

Just right.

 

[kato]

Hold on. I want to see another picture of you from 10 years/60 pounds ago first. Can you post one for me quickly, please?

ur better than that one mf

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Exactly like what you are doing for Amby right now. Adorable.

You're a real grown up, Chris. You've made it.

When it's ten versus one, then someone needs to step in. What can't you comprehend here?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

ur better than that one mf

Not unlike Amby, I'm getting ganged up on by the clique. The gloves are off.

 

[Cougar Bait]

That's just not how adult friends coexist.

I don't come to the internet to make friends.

Well...you can't argue one point about adult friends in reference to the internet, then say you don't come here to make friends. Or can you? You are one tricky monkeyf0cker.

 

[Rubyn]

Hold on. I want to see another picture of you from 10 years/60 pounds ago first. Can you post one for me quickly, please?

Hah! Awesome. Fat comments! I will refrain from the short guy/fucked up yellow rotten teeth jokes with you though.

I guess that's maybe what I don't understand. I usually go hang out with real friends.

Typically when people make an effort to fly somewhere to hang out with someone, they tend to be a little more than words on a screen.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Rubyn I wan t a special picture sent to my email tonight

Not kidding

 

[Rubyn]

When it's ten versus one, then someone needs to step in. What can't you comprehend here?

Amby is a grown man. He doesn't need you to speak for him. Or does he?

Are you fucking new?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Well...you can't argue one point about adult friends in reference to the internet, then say you don't come here to make friends. Or can you? You are one tricky monkeyf0cker.

That was my point. Are they actually real friends?

 

[Tron]

I liked her better when her name was, Robyn. Actually, Robkyn was my favorite. Please go back to either Robyn or Robkyn ASAP.

 

[Rubyn]

Rubyn I wan t a special picture sent to my email tonight

Not kidding

If you had the facebook, you'd see me. All 650 lbs of me.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Amby is a grown man. He doesn't need you to speak for him. Or does he?

Are you fucking new?

Hey dumb bitch, thanks for proving MY ENTIRE POINT. Robyn to the rescue!!! Robyn will save Mrs. X. Yay!!!

 

[Rubyn]

I liked her better when her name was, Robyn. Actually, Robkyn was my favorite. Please go back to either Robyn or Robkyn ASAP.

Damn you. Ok, I'll ask Juror to change it back. Only because I don't want you calling me fat.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Hah! Awesome. Fat comments! I will refrain from the short guy/fucked up yellow rotten teeth jokes with you though.

Typically when people make an effort to fly somewhere to hang out with someone, they tend to be a little more than words on a screen.

Your husband already did that today, genius. It's not my fault you're too insecure to post current pictures of yourself.

 

[Tron]

Yeah, "Rubyn" just makes me hungry. See what I did there?

 

[Cougar Bait]

If you had the facebook, you'd see me. All 650 lbs of me.

I want that. Might be worth the facebook account. I want the good shit though.