Amby: So I just act like a dick no matter what?
MF: Absolutely. And you can punctuate your non-points with repetitive name-calling. Trust me on this.
Amby: But what if I actually agree with the topic at hand?
MF: It doesn't matter. Do you want me to teach you or not, genius?
Amby: Oh man this sounds hard.
DG: This guy looks like Bob Hoskins with a military cut. Weird.
Amby: So no matter what is posted, I take a minority angle, right?
MF: Absolutely. It might be wise to also employ some reasoning behind your argument, no matter how absurd it may be.
Amby: Rea-so-ning? What that?
DG: Almost time for another $15 drink! Yay!
MF: Actually you're right. Fuck reasoning. Just attack, insult and repeat.
Amby: Hahahaha you're funny. I like you. Yoo are my fren.
DG: Amby, it's time for us to go to an uppity overpriced Vegas club now!
Amby: OK babe we'll leave in a little bit.
DG: No, we'll leave now. If I don't get my way I'll have us back in our hotel room by 10 pm again.
Amby:
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Amby: Hey MF I gotta go. Wanna come with us?
MF: Nah. I'm going to go hang with my real life friends.
Amby: By "real life friends" you mean "strippers" don't you?
MF: Yea.......yea I guess I do