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Dear guy who called at 10 and asked if your appointment was at 11 or 1. NO!! IT WAS SCHEDULED FOR 10!!! I thought I could get you in this afternoon but I was wrong. Which is why I left you that voice message on your phone at 11:21 a.m. It isn't my fault you showed up at 12:52 and waited an hour. I called and left you a message. And since I am the only one here this afternoon, instead of explaining that all to you AGAIN I chose to leave the lights off, lock the doors and take a nap. Your repeated phone calls kept waking me up. Check your voice messages!!!!!!!! Screw you, mister.
 
Dear guy who called at 10 and asked if your appointment was at 11 or 1. NO!! IT WAS SCHEDULED FOR 10!!! I thought I could get you in this afternoon but I was wrong. Which is why I left you that voice message on your phone at 11:21 a.m. It isn't my fault you showed up at 12:52 and waited an hour. I called and left you a message. And since I am the only one here this afternoon, instead of explaining that all to you AGAIN I chose to leave the lights off, lock the doors and take a nap. Your repeated phone calls kept waking me up. Check your voice messages!!!!!!!! Screw you, mister.

Nina, Roll Tide Escort Service?
 
first shot back in golf after my cast was off, from the 105 yard par 3 was a badly struck awkward line drive that was 4-5 from the cup!

I then lost 5 straight balls into the water and hit the green maybe 1 time out of the next 10 shots....

FOK GOLF!
 
FOK ME!!!!!!!!!!!

You go out in a 6-some and you and your partner have the wheel. Neither of you play all that well on the front 9 and are down but not too much at $5-$2 but even realizing that it’s just not your day you still agree to press all bets to $10-$4 on the back. The putts continue to lip out, your opponents continue to make trash and birdie holes and you lose a combined total of $475.

Deflated and busted you agree to go back out for an emergency 9 only this time you aren’t the wheel team and you shoot 2-under with 3 birdies in a row but you were only playing $3-$1.

FOK ME and FOK my luck!
 
Hell FOK Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Handicap is in that transitional phase where I am playing better than my current handicap. So until the strokes catch-up it prime ass whoop'n time. Today was a 77 with a downward trending 12-handicap. Will be single digits if this trend continues in about a month and the winning will slack off but until then, bring on all takers!
 
FOK U South Florida!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your sorry asses NEVER fok'n step up and play good against Rutgers. That's EXACTLY why I refused to waste a dime on your piece of shit asses tonight.


Ha fok'n Ha, you didn't get my money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





While I'm at it FOK U Green Bay with a 4th and 26 and faking a field goal to score a TD when I could have easily gone to halftime with a HUGE cushion on the UNDER for the game.
 
FOK U South Florida!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your sorry asses NEVER fok'n step up and play good against Rutgers. That's EXACTLY why I refused to waste a dime on your piece of shit asses tonight.


Ha fok'n Ha, you didn't get my money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





While I'm at it FOK U Green Bay with a 4th and 26 and faking a field goal to score a TD when I could have easily gone to halftime with a HUGE cushion on the UNDER for the game.

You're worried about your UNDER?

Chicago has zero points pal. common.

Plommer liked that fake, he has GB -5.5 +104