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What a FOK'n run!

This past weekend was supposed to be the Copperhead weekend but unfortunately 2 of the guys I was was to be grouped with couldn't go and because groups had to be in foursomes my team had to withdraw. Bummer but as it turns out was a mere blessing in disguise.

So Friday I play the regular Skins Game and my partner and I were down $70 after 9 holes. We pressed the bets to $10-$4 on the back and won $210 each.

Saturday I got invited to play the Country Club and again my partner and I were down $35 after 9 and again we pressed it up to $10-$4 and won $180 each.

Sunday we played our practice round at the University of Florida course for the Gator Open this coming weekend in which I will be a 12 handicap and I shot a 77 with 2 double boggies. Sounds like I a sand-bagger but in truth I am just in transition and until mt handicap catches up it's prime winning time.

Today I went to Daytona early for the Annual Florida Rural Water event and showed up at the LPGA International course as an extra in case one of the scramble teams needed a player. Luckily a team did and I was allowed to play with them and we blew the field away. After the tournament I ventured over to the poker room to kill a couple of hours and added $300 to the bankroll playing $1-$2 NL.

So since I'm obviously running good right now, Teela, wanna make a baby?
 
Wal, save some of that cash for a trip to the Philippines.

You can meet wwheng and his many, MANY, young female friends!

Rouge, you seen the broads our pal wwhengaaaaay is friends with on facebook?

Young Philippine broads = :betplom:

RayX2 can confirm.
 
What a FOK'n run!

This past weekend was supposed to be the Copperhead weekend but unfortunately 2 of the guys I was was to be grouped with couldn't go and because groups had to be in foursomes my team had to withdraw. Bummer but as it turns out was a mere blessing in disguise.

So Friday I play the regular Skins Game and my partner and I were down $70 after 9 holes. We pressed the bets to $10-$4 on the back and won $210 each.

Saturday I got invited to play the Country Club and again my partner and I were down $35 after 9 and again we pressed it up to $10-$4 and won $180 each.

Sunday we played our practice round at the University of Florida course for the Gator Open this coming weekend in which I will be a 12 handicap and I shot a 77 with 2 double boggies. Sounds like I a sand-bagger but in truth I am just in transition and until mt handicap catches up it's prime winning time.

Today I went to Daytona early for the Annual Florida Rural Water event and showed up at the LPGA International course as an extra in case one of the scramble teams needed a player. Luckily a team did and I was allowed to play with them and we blew the field away. After the tournament I ventured over to the poker room to kill a couple of hours and added $300 to the bankroll playing $1-$2 NL.

So since I'm obviously running good right now, Teela, wanna make a baby?


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fok you adhd drinking archie

made a bet on cowboys +3 and the under last night and parlayed it...

cowboys won 3-0 and I rooted it in HARD

go to check how much I won this morning.... realize I bet cowboys +3 vs NY Giants in the regular season opener!!!! sept 5th!

:pot:
 
Fok me, fok me FOK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Day 1 of the Gator Open was today and I played like a fok'n hack. I couldn't have played any worse. So far back that I would have to shoot damn near even par tomorrow.

Started out 2-under par after 3 holes and without warning and what's worse without ever hitting a ball out of bounds or into a hazard I manage to finish the front 9 in an astonishing 8 over par. I made the turn and the complete inexcusable play continued as I carded a 90 for the day.

I shot 77 last Sunday on this same course including a triple boggie.