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Archie
Wal you ever shirt-cocked for sexy time?
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Actually yes. It was the first internet girl from Tennessee in a hotel in St Pete. I had just lost a lot of weight over the previous year and was self conscious about the loose skin.

It was a mesh tank top. I looked like a current Ron Jeremy minus the hair and big kok with a 70's tank top

She was also the Walmart parking lot chick later that weekend.
 
Wally next mini bash we do this. :handshake:

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FOK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could have easily just come home after work today. I could have but I didn't. Nope, instead I decided to go play golf in a 6-some after barring underground cable all day. I could have taken the hint when I got to the course and my hands were cramping so bad that I practically lost the club on every warmup swing. You would think I might have gotten a clue when with each of those swing I could feel the stiffness in my back. Nope, not the case. Fok'n $300 later I finally finished the last hole, promptly left my money sitting on the 18th green and came the fok home.

FOK, I hate being me some days!
 
RogueJuror
Wally you have haven't given us any pond of death story lately.
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The pond of death hasn't allowed me to save anything lately. I pulled a dog out a couple weeks ago but it was after I had been off and it was too late to be a good story for the poor doggie.

The pond of death has been causing the city some serious complaint problems though. It has a thick layer of Duckweed on the surface and that has caused a complete depletion of oxygen in the water turning it septic. Now when I irrigate the hayfield and the wind is blowing in the wrong direction the neighborhood to the East calls City Hall all day complaining about the odor.

That is why I was barring cable all day. We just got some compressor to pump air into the pond to bring the D.O. levels up.
 
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