Community Fok-U Thread

[wal66]

Fok'n feels Good!

Played so bad yesterday and got my ass handed to me. I swore I wasn't going back and went so far as to tell the utility Director this morning that I wasn't allowed to leave work early anymore to go play golf. So 12:00 rolls around today and I just don't wanna be at work any longer so I call the utility Director up and tell him I have some personal business to tend to this afternoon.

When I walked off the 5th hole I was 6 over par and it looked like I was well on my way to losing even more than yesterday. By the time I walked off the 18th green I was a total of 5 over par for the round. I ended up getting everything I lost yesterday plus some.

 

[wal66]

I fok'n hate my voice and the inability to have an accent. Words like, Rasta man, holmes, in the hizzle fo shizzle just sound lame when I say them cause my tongue is too large. It doesn't roll the "r's" or flutter like it needs too in order to capture the essence. I can't even do the over the top stereotypical country-hillbilly-southern draw kind of accent.

I have a basically shitty voice. I got flavor but I'm so stale.

 

[betplom]

Wal, you have a fukkin accent pal.

Plommer can hardly unnerstand ya on the telephone.

 

[Cami]

Wally, let us be the judge of that...I request a video of these things you do not think you can say....TIA

 

[roguejuror]

Plommer can hardly unnerstand ya on the telephone.

I understand like 50% wally on the phone.

 

[betplom]

I understand like 50% wally on the phone.

Yeah, you're one to talk.



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[mrquincy]

FOK working too much. 70 hour work week ends tonight at about 00:00 EST... Tomorrow I'm gonna burn up some steak or some ribs....

 

[roguejuror]

fuk this going to sleep

 

[Tron]

Wal, you have a fukkin accent pal.

Plommer can hardly unnerstand ya on the telephone.

You two talk on the phone? That's cute.

 

[betplom]

You two talk on the phone? That's cute.

Fine investigative work pal.

Well played, Kojak.

This case is now closed.

 

[Tron]

Like I said; it's cute

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I talk on the phone sometimes too.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Real cute, Plommer.

 

[Tron]

Fricking Astros. Unreal.

 

[MrMonkey]

Haven't had a kitchen sink, faucet whatever since June 9th! Just got the range installed the other day! If I knew how to remodel the kitchen, it would have been done already! He said it had a few projects to work around ours, but maybe he said a few dozen! The first day though they were able to rip out the entire kitchen! Go figure! FU Bread!

 

[roguejuror]

Mister monkey my faucet won't stop dripping. It's more a stream than a drip, and sometimes makes this weird sounds when closing. Mister monkey the other day I punched it, I never punch stuff.

 

[MrMonkey]

Mister monkey my faucet won't stop dripping. It's more a stream than a drip, and sometimes makes this weird sounds when closing. Mister monkey the other day I punched it, I never punch stuff.

Hopefully you don't get a high water bill? Yea, you seem like the calm type!

 

[roguejuror]

Maybe, it came out at $3 dollars and change last month when it was good. Must be Bread's fault.