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on sbr pm aug 2009
my girlfriend is pregnant, i can't go to the bash
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pretty big city actually, started talking to girl on terra com br chat then msn

sent me pics of fernanda lima look at like friend, ended being some fat tupi looking dragon

didnt really care but :redx: fuk online after that, can't get interested in anyone online

gotta see and feel the person breath next to me

did ended going back, nice cachoeiras around that area, i like that city
 
Well I thought about it for a second and I came up with ...FOK U to...

well gee....I'm just not sure right now. I really don't feel that way about anything right now.

I'm sure that could change at any given moment knowing how these economic times can heat up.

I guess to be true to the thread I will say a big FOK U to George W. Bush. Only because I think he needed to hear it out loud. That guy seems a little pompous doesn't he?

But other than that? Not much.
 
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Well I thought about it for a second and I came up with ...FOK U to...

well gee....I'm just not sure right now. I really don't feel that way about anything right now.

I'm sure that could change at any given moment knowing how these economic times can heat up.

I guess to be true to the thread I will say a big FOK U to George W. Bush. Only because I think he needed to hear it out loud. That guy seems a little pompous doesn't he?

But other than that? Not much.
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I bet if you actually met GW and had some beers you guys would fuck some shit up. I don't know, he never really impressed me as pompous. More like mentally slow, but was the first president with a MBA? Anyway...I wasn't a fan of his second term but as far as who he is as a person, seems like an easy read, and my guess is he would be a good time if you got him going. Not like Nixon or Carter or even Obama to a degree. They strike me as rather dull. Obviously Nixon is dead so he would be pretty boring.

Now if you get Clinton...then you're talking

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I mean, that was this week...guy has the life

I guess what I am saying is FOK you Slick Willy!
 
Fok, it ain't ever easy!

We had our Member Guest Tournament at the club this weekend. Unique format because everyone plays scratch, different tee boxes but no strokes regardless of handicap. So every year I coach my guest to playing good but not too good on Saturday so we position ourselves for the win on Sunday. See Saturday's round counts for the overall but it's primary function is to establish flights for Sunday and the calcuta. Sunday's round counts for the overall but you are playing for the calcuta money for Sunday's round only and that is when you go for broke and play your best.

We played too good on Saturday and for the first time ever my team had to play in the Championship Flight. We ended up 2nd overall and tied for 2nd in the calcuta. Lost a little money cause I had winning bids on a couple other teams in different flights and none of the teams I bought came in the cash, fok'rs choked.

The format is

Saturday Front 9: Modified alternate shot. We shot even par.
Saturday Back 9: Even holes best ball, odd holes combined score. We shot 3 over par.
Sunday Front 9: 2-man scramble 4 tee shots per player. We shot 2 under and that sucked.
Sunday Back 9: Straight alternate shot. We shot even par.

So 1-over par for 36 holes in those formats for a fat fok'n crippled 11-handicap and a 65 year old 9-handicap is pretty cool.
 
wally, this is a dogshit format for a few reasons...the no hdcp thing is bad and the tee box move isnt too hard to overcome (i am going to destroy a 10hcper every day of the year if all i have to spot him is a teebox) , but the main one is the sandbagging to get into a lower flight when there is a calcuta involved... most, if not all places now, have put a hdcp rule into effect that says you cant best your day 1 total by a certain amount... (shoot -1, then 2nd day -10 ...but 2nd day you get credit for like -6...you know what i mean)... anyways, good job on the good play...sorry it didnt bring you any cash...i hate betting on other teams too
 
RayRay, we had the not better than 10 strokes to Day 1 in effect.

RayRay, a scratch golfer spots me a tee box he better not give me more than 1/3 of the stroke difference cause I promise you I am as good if not better on and around the green. My 11 handicap is due to driver distance off the tee, I average 230 which sucks cause I hit my 4-iron 200 and my hybrid 210-220.

RayRay, if Rogue comes back to the states he and I wanna come play at your club.
 
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I can't believe people care about golf

The all time most boring sport

NASCAR and WNBA is worse, but that's it
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Coug's, I (probably) win or lose more on the weekends playing golf than you do all week betting sports. The difference is I'm in control. I play well and I win, I play bad and there is a good chance I lose but it's on me not some coach, quarterback, bullpen or official.

Aside from the gambling involved golf is a game that can never be beat. No matter how good you play you know a better game is out there. No matter how bad a round you have you know it could have been worse. The mental challenge with yourself in the game is unparallelled.
 
anytime wally...its not the course it was when geiberger shot 59 (and showing people the tees/pins the day he shot that are absolutely amazing to everyone) ... we have kicked around the idea of having an event on mon. or tues. during the st.jude...where 2man teams either best ball or scramble with the same tees/pins as that day and have them try to shoot 59...but havent gone through with it yet... much much easier these days, to be honest...softer, truer greens and fairways are like carpet...we have guys fire down 67 like its their job...but wally, if you aint hitting that driver but 230, you need a new driver bossman :yes: ... and i say that about the tee boxes because a scratch guy is most likely playing from the back tees already, where as the 10 is (most likely) already playing from an up tee on a daily basis... now, if you invented a new tee and took me further back, and then gave you and even further up tee than normal, yeah, that would be pretty damn tough on the low hdcper.

10 shot rule is okay...i think we did 60% or 70% in the ones ive been involved in... good job though, i know it was hot as fukk
 
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