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Holy FOK!!!!!!!!!

Seeing this pic makes it very hard to believe that I have lost and am continuing to lose weight. On a side note, that fat fok is 2-0 in amateur tour events this season. I'm not sure who feels worse, me for how much weight I still have to lose or the guys on the tour that keep getting beat by the guy who still has so much weight to lose.

fok the guy on the far left, he has a face ya just wanna PUNCH
 
FOK 2nd place!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We played the 3rd tournament of the year today and I came up one shot short of the winner. Kind of my own fault though since technically I was sort of sand-baggin' so I wouldn't have to move up a flight and back a tee box.
 
FOK U FLORIDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You controled the game all the way till the end and then allowed a 18-3 run to lose the fok'r and get your ass eliminated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You aren't Final 4 material but you had this game.


This makes for an 0-18 run betting wise.
 
Fok people who play the lottery like they are making some kind of intelligence-based decisions. Two examples:



1) People who won't buy tickets if the grand prize is 15 million but once it gets over 20 million they go ahead, like they are doing some kind of value analysis.


That is just stupid and fok you, but it doesn't really affect me, but then there is


2) People who stare at the big tray of scratch-n-wins and take a long time to decide which one they want :clueless: while I am waiting to pay for my morning paper and get on my way to fokking work. There is nothing to think about - JUST FOKKING TAKE ONE!!
 
Fok people who play the lottery like they are making some kind of intelligence-based decisions. Two examples:



1) People who won't buy tickets if the grand prize is 15 million but once it gets over 20 million they go ahead, like they are doing some kind of value analysis.


That is just stupid and fok you, but it doesn't really affect me, but then there is


2) People who stare at the big tray of scratch-n-wins and take a long time to decide which one they want :clueless: while I am waiting to pay for my morning paper and get on my way to fokking work. There is nothing to think about - JUST FOKKING TAKE ONE!!

There are sometimes +EV opportunities in the lottery...
 
There are sometimes +EV opportunities in the lottery...


I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about bozos.



Point is newspapers (printed version) are obsolete, you want news? Connect to the world wide web.


Maybe some people don't have internet access during their breaks and lunch. Maybe some people just have different taste than you and like a newspaper. It is totally beside the point that people waiting for magic vibrations to come off scratch'n'win tickets are bozos.
 
FOK! FOK! FOK!

Golf can be such a cruel game. I shoot 79 today and lose over $200. The good news is I broke 80 for the first time in a very long time but the FOK ME part is my partner in today's game which is a pro shot fok'n 78 and because he is a pro the other twosome was getting shots.