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That FOK'n Wally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's what I got to hear today as the GolfWeek Am Tour played it's 2nd event of the season and your still fat as fok but work'n on it Wal took down the C-Flight with a score of 86. The next closest competitor was 9 shots back. Brutal winds and chilly conditions made the course tough but I don't budge easily until it reaches gale force winds.

I made a wreck of the last 3 holes taking a triple boogie, double boogie and a boogie.

Not all is well though, I am still losing at poker everytime I head to Ocala Poker. Oh and an ant bit my eyeball.
 
Nina that junk HURT!

I was playing with Doc Newsome (nope, I actually don't expect you to know who that is) Thursday night and we had just left the 15th green and I felt something stinging my eyeball. Hurt like a sumbitch. Doc Newsome is the head of the Eye Surgeons of Gainesville (head, one of them, something, the old FOK is filthy rich either way) and he was like we can run over to the office and rinse it out. I'm like Doc, there's nothing to rinse, I got stung, bit or something. We finnished the rest of the holes and when I got home I saw something still in my eye (so maybe he's a doctor for a reason cause I did need to have it rinsed out) and when I rinsed it out it was a friggin ant. I couldn't tell if it had bitten me inside the eyelid or the eyeball but the next day I could tell there was a bump on my eyeball.
 
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Oh and an ant bit my eyeball.
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Nina that junk HURT!

I was playing with Doc Newsome (nope, I actually don't expect you to know who that is) Thursday night and we had just left the 15th green and I felt something stinging my eyeball. Hurt like a sumbitch. Doc Newsome is the head of the Eye Surgeons of Gainesville (head, one of them, something, the old FOK is filthy rich either way) and he was like we can run over to the office and rinse it out. I'm like Doc, there's nothing to rinse, I got stung, bit or something. We finnished the rest of the holes and when I got home I saw something still in my eye (so maybe he's a doctor for a reason cause I did need to have it rinsed out) and when I rinsed it out it was a friggin ant. I couldn't tell if it had bitten me inside the eyelid or the eyeball but the next day I could tell there was a bump on my eyeball.
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wal66
Nina that junk HURT!

I was playing with Doc Newsome (nope, I actually don't expect you to know who that is) Thursday night and we had just left the 15th green and I felt something stinging my eyeball. Hurt like a sumbitch. Doc Newsome is the head of the Eye Surgeons of Gainesville (head, one of them, something, the old FOK is filthy rich either way) and he was like we can run over to the office and rinse it out. I'm like Doc, there's nothing to rinse, I got stung, bit or something. We finnished the rest of the holes and when I got home I saw something still in my eye (so maybe he's a doctor for a reason cause I did need to have it rinsed out) and when I rinsed it out it was a friggin ant. I couldn't tell if it had bitten me inside the eyelid or the eyeball but the next day I could tell there was a bump on my eyeball.
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last week I had a nail ricohet off some PVC trim and hit me right in the fuking face... 1/2" under my eyeball...
little brad nail was stuck in my face and hanging/dangling offf my lower eyelid..
thought I was done for:surprised:

after accesing the situation and pulling the nail out of my face I come to the realization that i still could see out of the left eye...

all is good back to work:letsgo:
 
FOK'n rake the trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't care how bad you play just rake the trap after you're done. The piss of crap guy that left footprints and divot in the trap before me today cost me my best score ever (not best score I've ever carded just the best score at this particular course) at the course we played today.

Fok U non-raking uncivilized probably beer guzzlin' hillbilly FOK!
 
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Holy FOK!!!!!!!!!

Seeing this pic makes it very hard to believe that I have lost and am continuing to lose weight. On a side note, that fat fok is 2-0 in amateur tour events this season. I'm not sure who feels worse, me for how much weight I still have to lose or the guys on the tour that keep getting beat by the guy who still has so much weight to lose.
 
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