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MrsMonkey
Andy Reid fuking sucks. They need to get rid of him. The fans of Philadelphia have had it. Be a man and answers the questions at the post game live. Grow some fuking balls. And stop walking out of the interview room like a pussy. I have had my say, now back to my ham cooking in the oven and my ancestry.com (Looking up family history)
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Mrs. Monkey allow me to save you some time... Fuk you ANDY REID!
 
For the record about my not being unlucky. There were 2 key hands that resulted in felting me both times.

All new table and the 5th hand dealt in a $1-$2 No-Limit game I get pocket Aces. Second to act raises to $7, fold, call, I re-raise to $25, fold, fold fold, fold, fold, second to act calls and the other caller calls. Flop comes K-spade, 9-spade, 3-heart. Second to act checks, next guy checks, I move in for $110. Second to act folds, next guy starts to fold then pauses and announces what the hell and calls. He shows K-J off and the turn brings the J and the river doesn't pair the board. I got my money in good, he sensed he was behind and my shoved made it less than 2:1 on his investment.

Re-bought, played for a couple of hours with ups and downs for small pots.

Now I am in the BB with 10-J off facing a decision to call a $10 raise 4 handed. Granted it's a gamble but I make the call and the flop comes K-spade, 9-heart and Q-spade. The action is checked around to me and even though I flopped the nuts I bet $35 to see if I could thin it out some. Call from the original raiser, call by the next player and the other 2 fold. The turn brings a 7-diamonds and again the action is checked to me and I again shove my last $130. Original raiser hesitates but makes the call cause he's the big stack at the table and the other player who just joined our table calls cause she only has $120 left anyways. Cards are turned over and the original raiser has AA and is drawing dead and the other player has K-Q for 2 pair. She takes down the pot with a Q on the river. While she had every right to be in the pot it still falls under the category of FUCKING UNLUCKY.
 
wal66
For the record about my not being unlucky. There were 2 key hands that resulted in felting me both times.

All new table and the 5th hand dealt in a $1-$2 No-Limit game I get pocket Aces. Second to act raises to $7, fold, call, I re-raise to $25, fold, fold fold, fold, fold, second to act calls and the other caller calls. Flop comes K-spade, 9-spade, 3-heart. Second to act checks, next guy checks, I move in for $110. Second to act folds, next guy starts to fold then pauses and announces what the hell and calls. He shows K-J off and the turn brings the J and the river doesn't pair the board. I got my money in good, he sensed he was behind and my shoved made it less than 2:1 on his investment.

Re-bought, played for a couple of hours with ups and downs for small pots.

Now I am in the BB with 10-J off facing a decision to call a $10 raise 4 handed. Granted it's a gamble but I make the call and the flop comes K-spade, 9-heart and Q-spade. The action is checked around to me and even though I flopped the nuts I bet $35 to see if I could thin it out some. Call from the original raiser, call by the next player and the other 2 fold. The turn brings a 7-diamonds and again the action is checked to me and I again shove my last $130. Original raiser hesitates but makes the call cause he's the big stack at the table and the other player who just joined our table calls cause she only has $120 left anyways. Cards are turned over and the original raiser has AA and is drawing dead and the other player has K-Q for 2 pair. She takes down the pot with a Q on the river. While she had every right to be in the pot it still falls under the category of FUCKING UNLUCKY.
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I'm confused. How is the action checked around to you when you're in the big blind?
 
wal66
For the record about my not being unlucky. There were 2 key hands that resulted in felting me both times.

All new table and the 5th hand dealt in a $1-$2 No-Limit game I get pocket Aces. Second to act raises to $7, fold, call, I re-raise to $25, fold, fold fold, fold, fold, second to act calls and the other caller calls. Flop comes K-spade, 9-spade, 3-heart. Second to act checks, next guy checks, I move in for $110. Second to act folds, next guy starts to fold then pauses and announces what the hell and calls. He shows K-J off and the turn brings the J and the river doesn't pair the board. I got my money in good, he sensed he was behind and my shoved made it less than 2:1 on his investment.

Re-bought, played for a couple of hours with ups and downs for small pots.

Now I am in the BB with 10-J off facing a decision to call a $10 raise 4 handed. Granted it's a gamble but I make the call and the flop comes K-spade, 9-heart and Q-spade. The action is checked around to me and even though I flopped the nuts I bet $35 to see if I could thin it out some. Call from the original raiser, call by the next player and the other 2 fold. The turn brings a 7-diamonds and again the action is checked to me and I again shove my last $130. Original raiser hesitates but makes the call cause he's the big stack at the table and the other player who just joined our table calls cause she only has $120 left anyways. Cards are turned over and the original raiser has AA and is drawing dead and the other player has K-Q for 2 pair. She takes down the pot with a Q on the river. While she had every right to be in the pot it still falls under the category of FUCKING UNLUCKY.
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Ever heard of variance, cunt?


Jesus you're pathetic (and VERY unlucky)
 
Fok'n bout' time!

I played $2-$5 NL for14 hours today. That's longer than I ever play even if winning but it finally paid off. Wasn't a great winning day by any stretch but it's been 18 months since I had a winning session at that place so the $750 won today is far better than anything I've seen in a while.

What sucks is during that losing streak I was losing set over set, flush to higher flush and even worse beats at times. Today I was winning $100 pots with top pair.

I was up $970 at one point but gave some back in the last hour cause I was just tired and the table got down to 5 players and as good as I think I am I'm not a good short handed player except in tournaments.
 
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