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Fok people who merge onto the freeway doing 60 where the speed limit is 100. Fok them if I am stuck behind them also trying to merge and fok them if I am already on the freeway and they waddle their wimpy slow-motion ass in front of me.
 
They dont let you use the escalator with a stroller at the mall, so I have to wait for the elevator. I wait a good 10 minutes, about 1 minute left some other family shows up with a bigger stroller and as the door opens muscle their way past me into the only space available. Its the top floor and Im going down, but Colombians dont know how to use elevators so nobody is getting off so now we cant get on. I hate people.
 
Oksana
haha yes!! they're just as bad as the people that jump out of their seats as soon as the plane lands. just so they can stand while they wait the 10 minutes it takes for the doors to finally open

fokken idiots.
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This asshole the other day does that, then pushes me to get by me before we are even out of the plane. Then we are just off the plane and he gets on a moving walkway and stands there like its a ride.
 
durito
This asshole the other day does that, then pushes me to get by me before we are even out of the plane. Then we are just off the plane and he gets on a moving walkway and stands there like its a ride.
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:lmao: :lmao:

Every time I see someone just standing on one of those things I purposely try to make eye contact as I pass them to give my "are you fucking serious?" look. I'm cracking up right now just thinking of how many times I've glared at people. Sometimes I even slightly shake my head at them. I'm terrible but common now :lmao: :lmao:
 
RogueJuror
not horrible - awesome

I'm trying to play it in my mind
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you know that feeling you get when someone's staring at you even when you can't immediately see them or even when you're sleeping? like you just know to turn around or open your eyes?

unless i'm in a mad rush somewhere myself, that's what i use when i spot them to make them pay attention to me or a few times i've literally had to close walk to make them finally notice me

i don't think most of them even know why i'm giving them the stink eye but i don't care - i feel better for doing it. and then i purposely usain bolt my ass right pass them once i know they felt the wrath.

it's exactly like durito said: they think they're on a disney world ride just gliding along. the thing's a fucking WALKWAY.
 
tullamore
To the jackass who puts stickers on fruits and veggies.
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Now wait a minute. The cashier needs the PLU code. Sure they have a chart but trust me you would be paying the price time wise when you were in line and had a new cashier who had to look at the chart for each type of produce you had.

Maybe fuck cashiers who don't know all their codes, idk
 
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