Canada is Larger than China

[Matty]

Canada is not a game.

 

[MrX]

This is the most plausible explanation I've read:

I wouldn't be alive today if that was true. I died there once, and here I am posting. A friend of mine even died 11 times. The problem with dying in Canada is that you have to leave the country to become alive again, but once you do that you can re-enter Canada. If you don't live close to the borders it can be very expensive to have to constantly leave and re-enter the country every single time you die.

Some people die forever because they're homeless and nobody is willing to pay for their transportation. Just kidding, there are no homeless people in Canada. The real problem is that if you die of old age and get transported outside of Canada, you might die in real life before you get to return to Canada. Best case scenario is that you'll keep dying over and over again because you're just that old and can't stay alive. In this case, you simply need to accept your fate as a mortal being and stop relying on Canada to stay alive.

An interesting fact is that about 63% of Canada's economy is based on Death Tourism, which involves people visiting Canada to experience the thrill of dying without actually dying.

Recent scientific studies have shown that over-abusing this feature of Canada eventually causes a decline in brain functions. In fact, it is believed that Alzheimer's disease originated from Sir Thomas Wilson, a Canadian notorious for reportedly dying 86 times.

 

[MrX]

71% on debate.org say that you DO NOT die in real life if you die in Canada.

http://www.debate.org/opinions/if-you-die-in-canada-do-you-die-in-real-life

 

[Matty]

hahahaha

 

[roguejuror]

and you know there's someone out on fb believing that

 

[Mudcat]

:what?:

 

[Mudcat]

Bit of a traffic jam in China

 

[MrX]

I think they just drive slow.

 

[bacon]

ok that was good

 

[Mudcat]

Antarctica has a major drinking problem

A report uncovered from two U.S. stations on Antarctica is saying that there's a lot of bad behavior that alcohol is being blamed on.

 

[Matty]

Buncha well-off scientists gathered in a desolate patch of land turn to drinking to cope with extreme isolation. Who'da thunk.

 

[Tron]

Anything big happening in Canada today?

Some kind of sporting event??????

 

[Matty]

Ottawa Sens are in Columbus tonight.

 

[bacon]

Philly's got this team full of champions and accused rapists but the evidence was tampered with called the Blackhawks. I don't care who wins as long as there is some tampering involved.

Tampering - it's fun.

 

[Matty]

[INSTA]/p/8svj52yMPn[/INSTA]

 

[bacon]

Dude is it just me or does that look almost exactly like what an old Casper would look like.

 

[roguejuror]

Casper is already old

 

[Mudcat]

Is that Russian Kirsten Dunst with him there?