Beach

[bacon]

Cami Blitty can live his life without constantly being under the dark shadowcloud of your judgment. He's a good guy and you should ease up.

 

[Blitty]

I just realized that I brought Matty to the beach with me in So Cal.

I recall him being scared to go in the water or something..?


Matty, what happened again refresh my memory.

 

[Matty]

What? No.

I probably just didn't wanna take my shirt off.

Plommer gets me.

 

[bacon]

there's nothing like going to the beach as a male and your nipples get mysteriously hard, you can use it to intimidate people

 

[betplom]

What? No.

I probably just didn't wanna take my shirt off.

Plommer gets me.

No!

It was a fear of sharks that time.

 

[Saulty]

there's nothing like going to the beach as a male and your nipples get mysteriously hard, you can use it to intimidate people

 

[Tron]

I don't really understand the beach. It's like, most people swim for 5 seconds, walk back to the beach and just sit there.

It makes more sense with a baby, 'cause the little shit can't move and he needs constant supervision anyway.

But going for a 5-second swim at the beach when you're a baby-less, able-bodied human being? I don't know.

To be honest I think you're teetering on Gin Blossoms territory.

Or.........

You go to the beach and


-swim for more than 5 seconds

-play volleyball

-snorkel

-drink beer

-play paddle ball

-enjoy the sound of the crashing waves

-surf/skim board

-paddleboard

-jet ski


Ya know, other stuff besides going in the water for 5 seconds and sitting on a towel.

 

[bacon]

I would like to see all relevant female posters do a Baywatch intro with Tron, Daft and Boxcleanersdaddy

 

[Matty]

I think I'd be good at paddle ball.

 

[betplom]

I think I'd be good at paddle ball.

Because you have a hugh paddle?

 

[roguejuror]

I'll be good at enjoying the sound of the crashing waves.

 

[MrX]

Believe it or not, I hold it, and then grab my towel, and walk my happy ass to the bathroom like a civilized person should do.

You're talking about natural bodies of water, not the pool?

You're insane!

 

[betplom]

You're talking about natural bodies of water, not the pool?

You're insane!

hugh paddle #2 just showed up.


Xaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!

 

[Cami]

You're talking about natural bodies of water, not the pool?

You're insane!

meh. crazy people do crazy things.

 

[Mudcat]

I believe MrX is referring to percentages and ratios, and how worrying about the effect that peeing has on a lake or godforbid the ocean or whatever ---> futile. Infinitessimal.

Especially considering all the waste products from stuff that already lives there round-the-clock and literally never shits anywhere else. How much difference does your pee make?

Molecules disperse. Planet Earth is not sterile.

Science.

 

[Cami]

Oh I don't give a shit about the effect it may or may not have. I just prefer to use a bathroom. When you pee in the water, not only are you peeing in the water, but you are peeing in/on your swimsuit. eww.

 

[bacon]

I saw something awhile back about someone in a pool who peed in it and they had that stuff where it turns a color from the urine, and they were filing suit.

Cami to person who pees in her pool: urine in some shit now.

 

[Cami]

I think I recall a gamelive discussion over this supposed chemical....I think we decided it doesn't really exist.