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I was going to say I don't think I have a bathing suit but then I remembered: my fluorescent orange shorts are actually a bathing suit. I think. And I have some turquoise ones too which are the exact same style - I would bet money I bought them at the same time ---> probably meant to be swimwear too.

I believe I am covered in that regard.

I guess some people go to the beach just to hang out but if I'm going, I'm swimming.
 
I don't really understand the beach. It's like, most people swim for 5 seconds, walk back to the beach and just sit there.

It makes more sense with a baby, 'cause the little shit can't move and he needs constant supervision anyway.

But going for a 5-second swim at the beach when you're a baby-less, able-bodied human being? I don't know.

To be honest I think you're teetering on Gin Blossoms territory.
 
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If I let my hair grow I'd look a lot like the guy in the middle.
 
When I was younger I went with my friend's family to this lake. There were a bunch of people in the water and I like to swim underwater, I literally swam into what I KNEW was a bowel movement. I didn't want to swim in there from that point on and they didn't believe me - they thought I was being a baby. I was pressured into swimming in said lake more, while completely grossed out. They are nice people but that was a really fucked up situation, initiated by unknown pooping in lake mastermind.
 
Matty
I don't really understand the beach. It's like, most people swim for 5 seconds, walk back to the beach and just sit there.

It makes more sense with a baby, 'cause the little shit can't move and he needs constant supervision anyway.

But going for a 5-second swim at the beach when you're a baby-less, able-bodied human being? I don't know.

To be honest I think you're teetering on Gin Blossoms territory.
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Maybe in Canada the water is freezing so you can only swim for 5 seconds. I usually stay in the water for 1 hr at a time and for more if I'm snorkeling with mask and fins. Very beautiful!
 
Cami
Blitty - I think you lost your mancard.

#pussywhipped
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Cause I went to the beach..? I don't get it.

Matty
I don't really understand the beach. It's like, most people swim for 5 seconds, walk back to the beach and just sit there.

It makes more sense with a baby, 'cause the little shit can't move and he needs constant supervision anyway.

But going for a 5-second swim at the beach when you're a baby-less, able-bodied human being? I don't know.

To be honest I think you're teetering on Gin Blossoms territory.
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Lolz. Who are these 'most people' that you speak of?

Everyone I know, spends about 15 minutes laying on the sand and getting warm. Then 7-10 minutes thrashing around/body surfing in the water. Maybe some sand sport activities while drying afterwards.

Rinse and repeat.
 
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