Who me?
As far as condiments, I use a lot of Franks Redhot Sauce. I don't, as the commercials say, put that shit on everything, but I put it on most kinds of meat in most kinds of meat eating situations. I'd guess I have it with dinner an average of 5.8 days a week. I have some mustard (plain old French's yellow) for various sandwiches/burgers/sausages. I usually put Miracle Whip on homemade subs which I have about once a week. And I have some ketchup in there. My ketchup use is sporadic. A bottle of ketchup can last me a long time.
Lemme look . . . I have some plum sauce. I went through a serious chicken balls eating phase not long ago so there's gotta be plum sauce. I don't know if vinegar counts but I have that. I love vinegar on french fries which I cook up once in awhile.
I do not own a spice rack, no. My "go to" spice would have to be garlic. Much like the Franks sauce, I put it on meat - and I eat meat every day. Well actually pepper even more than that. Is pepper considered a spice? I have pepper on everything I have garlic on - and much more. Tomatoes, potatoes, salad, soup, any kind of sandwich. Pepper is such a routine thing I hardly think of it as a spice but I guess it is so it would be #1.
I don't know how old my oldest underpants are. Not old. As soon as they get ratty, I just toss them. I really don't even have a guess how long that takes but I cycle the underpants pretty effectively.
I find it weird that underpants is plural. Why is underpants a pair? There is just one thing there. Why is it they?
Anyhoo . . .
I do have a few scented candles around here. One is vanilla and was given to me at a wedding. I have 2 or 3 cinnamon candles and I can't rightly recall their origin. They have just been sitting in a cupboard for probably over 10 years. Seems that I never burn candles.
Couple more questions there. I will get back to them.