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I'm pleasant when I need something from someone.

I feel that way all the time, Monkey. Honestly, it's like I've gotten sick of my own cooking, and when I'm already hungry I don't want to be experimenting with new recipes or driving all the way to town for new ingredients. For awhile I was having supper with my neighbors a few times a week...

Hmm, I'm not familiar with that custom, Reno. My family doesn't have weddings since you can't put 3 or more of us in a room without starting a blood feud, so funerals are the only time you get to take a picture of everyone all dressed up and in proximity to one another. All of the pictures of...

I'm the tall one, and I believe that was taken in '97 at the occasion of my grandfather's funeral, just a couple weeks before I left home for college.

While the observation about the wear on your starter and electrical system every time you start your car are valid, the real toll in turning off the engine as opposed to idling comes in the cylinders themselves. Starters and alternators are easily replaced, but the cylinder walls and piston...

Sou a merda in Portuguese.

I'll add my name to the Ban Bateman petition now.

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Haha, that's my Herman alright. It's a shame that what makes us all entertaining is so subtle and diverse otherwise we'd make for a hell of a sitcom. Just the phone call between you and Herman, done split-screen, Herman shirtless and painted blue and you in a wig and huge sunglasses, would...

Back off, Bread. I called dibs fucking years ago, man.

Sounds a lot like my life, but I feel comfortable advising you that ducks make lousy pets. They're noisy, they shit everywhere, and they're pathologically needy. When you ignore the duck, it will proceed to pester your other pets looking for attention, making your whole herd edgy and...

The last Consumer Reports toothpaste review listed Arm & Hammer Advance White as the most effective toothpaste and Ultra Brite Baking Soda & Peroxide as the best overall value. I get Ultra Brite most times and get the limit of Arm & Hammer when it comes on sale. This post just made me weep for...

What browser are you using, Bread? Firefox has released a couple great updates in the past few weeks, maybe an upgrade will fix the issue.

Because that might actually have a shot at winning. Pat makes these types of plays so he can guarantee he loses, which helps to validate his belief that the universe is conspiring to make him fail at everything.

I have no idea, Cougs, but he sure does have a smile that forces you to notice him. Almost everyone I've shown that video to notices him and comments. He's not exactly my type but something tells me he'd be a hard person not to be attracted to in a social setting. Not to mention the fact that...

If you like Straight No Chaser, you'll die for the Dodecaphonics. Max Moran (second soloist) is such a cutie!

Haha, I knew this was an a cappella video. I have a bunch of Straight No Chaser tracks from when they were really an elite group in the national scene. They're from UIUC, right?

Yeah, that's what makes it the best high in the world, if you ask me.

No shit, Matt, I can't remember the last time I was in this good of a mood. I must be naturally low on neurotransmitters or some shit, because this is how life should feel.

Haven't eaten since yesterday morning. I'm doing a little recreational tweaking post-harvest and food is the last thing on my mind.